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"Merry Christmas" vs. "Happy Holidays"

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  1. RighteousWar @JesusFreak Banned

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    Donald Trump says "Merry Christmas!" whilst B. Hussein O. wishes "Happy Holidays".

    "Merry Christmas" vs. "Happy Holidays"

    Although it's exciting for a Christian to hear such news about your country's Commander In Chief-Elect, it's pretty silly when jabronis opt for "Happy Holidays", seeing as how a "holiday" or "holyday" is a day of religious observance.

    Please discuss at your earliest convenience, thank you.

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  2. LucasWithLidOff Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Donald Trump is cool whilst B. Hussein O. is a :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:.
     
  3. K1levelgrappler Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    I wage war on Christmas every year. So for this season I've pelted carolers with snowballs, trashed two manger scenes and farted on a mall Santa.

    Happy holidays and get fucked.
     
  4. Hans Gercmiov Titanium Belt

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    Take your pick.

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  5. revoltub Gold Card

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    Merry Christmas
     
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    Feliz Navidad.
     
  7. Diamond Jim Silver Belt

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    Only delusional right wing nutcases believe happy holidays is an attack on America.
     
  8. Happiness Silver Belt

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    Why do you even give a fuck? Right wing SIWs (social injustice warriors) need to go drown and die in the swamp trump is filling with creatures of the dark.

    All you do is react in anger to your long list of fears and then cry about it. Is this the new right? A bunch of pussies who log onto the Internet to cry about their perceived grievances? Alt-Right, more like the Salt-Right or even more accurately Salt-white-supremacists.

    I wish I could subject you dorks to real suffering, discrimination and inequality so you'd get a sense of how fucking pathetic your complaints are.
     
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    I grabbed the legs of a couple of elves and swung them like a tennis racket so thier heads exploded on a brick wall, shat in the gift boxes being sent out by Santa, double legged and then ground and pounded a senior citizen who was out singing carols before knee barring her husband and refusing to let go when he tapped.

    Most diabolically i forced people to listen to shitty music in every store in town - not wait, that last one was done to me. Happy you have to work overtime because you are poor, Fuckers.
     
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  10. Lubaolong A natural consequence of gamma radiation

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    I wish people happy holidays each year, and each year, without fail, there is at least one person who curses at me or becomes super angry.
     
  11. reflector Purple Belt

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    Either one sounds okay to me.
     
  12. Jim Cozad Jr. Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah...
     
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    Though not religious, I'm a Merry Christmas guy.

    Sometimes I wish people Happy Holidays when I won't see them until after NYD, as a comprehensive kind of thing.
     
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    Well this escalated quicky.
     
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    Did I do it right?
     
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    I usually opt for happy holidays to avoid whiny cunts, but if someone says merry Christmas then that's what I'll reply with.
     
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  17. IngaVovchanchyn Titanium Belt Platinum Member

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    I don't take either as a very strong statement.
     
  18. panamaican Senior Moderator Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    I'm always choosing between "Don't give" and "a fuck."

    I usually just say both.
     
  19. TheComebackKid Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    When someone wishes me Happy Holidays I look them right in the eyes and say...

    Wish me...a Merry...Christmas...

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    Both are fine. Just don't force people to say either one.
     

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