Right now, here's your choices this winter
1. UPPER (choose one):
A - Heavy winter Coat/Jacket, (buttoned-up/closed, because it's cold as sh*t right now)
or
B - Standard Hoody, heavy fabric (not thin)
[*who cares what type of shirt you wear, it will be covered up by either of the above and no one sees it, so it doesn't matter]
LOWER (pick one):
A - Jeans (skinny, of course because that's the only option in this current "trend" these days). Yay it might as well be 2007 from the look of things
WHAT ABOUT SHOES, REYES?
A - Go ahead, pick whatever you want for shoes. It'll most likely be something like a boot or a sneaker, perhaps even a dress shoe, but once paired with the above choice(s) will make little if any visual impact or difference.
--RESULT--
Congrats, you're one crusty blade of straw in a decaying haystack of 3 billion. Hope you weren't thinking you'd stand out or have fun dressing up, as these choices don't even look good together. These are the times.
Now's the time to prove me wrong by pulling that wildcard from your sleeve and donning a fedora that doesn't match your face so you can look like every other accidental Kevin Federline clone
