Men Hired for Sexual Fantasy Break into Wrong Address

[Magooglie]

This story is weirdly wholesome.

 

[Mr. 4K]

Reminds of this chick I used to work with telling me about her rape fantasy in great detail. Fucking people lol.

 

[hohner]

You can only use that excuse so many times.

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

Like

 

[hohner]

Some jerk is biting your thread, bro.

 

[Zer]

Which Sherdogger is this? Looking at you two, @Zer.@MVelsor

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-52843846

They told me it was just gonna be a game of knifey spoony

 

[5crew]

My friend once told his gf he accidentally went into the wrong hole as well. Everything worked out fine after he said sorry and shook her tits, I meant hand.

 

[I am your real dad]

 

[Mr. 4K]

Like

LOL, you ran out of likes bud? I got dem likes on deck boys. $1 a like.

 

[Tuf_guy]

Which Sherdogger is this? Looking at you two, @Zer.@MVelsor

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-52843846

This LITERALLY is the kind of case Cleaver Greene would have handled on Rake (except they probably would've actually beast fucked the wrong guy).

When they realised their error, one of the pair said "Sorry, mate" and shook the resident's hand, according to local reports.

Giving false hope to every future home invasion victim who will remember reading this article and hope it's all a dream or mistake.


Also, this is gay as fuck. $50 worth of vCash says these guys were all McGregor fans.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

That's much clearer thanks. Is Skyrim a video game?

Yes. Skyrim is a video game. What does that have to do with this? I didn’t read the article. Just the excerpt. Was it like some kind of Skyrim tape fantasy? Why didn’t the guys use swords or axes then?

 

[Jesus X]

in america this would be two intruders killed by shotgun blasts and obesity.

 

[Phisher]

Which Sherdogger is this? Looking at you two, @Zer.@MVelsor

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-52843846

Sorry dude. I didn't know that this story had already been posted. I tried to search, but got an error message.

 

[fungi]

LOL fucking awesome.

Also who would fill charges for that? I would laugh the shit out of it with the machete guys and point them the right house.

@BFoe or @After they tied you up and stroked you with a broom?

So, in your'pinion, as long as you've had an @Orgasmo, it's all good, eh?

 

[Reyesnuthugr]

in america this would be two intruders killed by shotgun blasts and obesity.

And attributed to Covid-19

 

[Jesus X]

And attributed to Covid-19

lol

 

[Jesus X]

There was an episode of Law and Order SVU similar to this, except in the show a hawt girl got raped after her Boise 3 roomate posed as her online to hire a guy to fulfill a rape fantasy lmao

lol law and order bless

"I saw this in narcotics"-detective tutuola

 

[Gandzooka]

I dont know

Its not something I ever looked up

Its how I used to describe when things would get out of hand at my old party house . Like when you are playing skyrim and theres a chick from whos knows where getting dped on the same couch by your boys and you are arguing about who was on the couch first while getting kicked and asked if you want in on this and everyone is on pills and blow ......

 

[The_Renaissance]

There could be sketchy connotations with these things, man.

Bitter ex-boyfriends/husbands hiring 'rapists' to go and get his ex as revenge etc.

 

[Ichibanner]

What a bunch of freaks. I'll stick to more wholesome sexual adventures like auto-erotic asphyxiation thank you.