Memories from Competitive Lifting-a true story

Keith Wassung

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*In honor of Memorial Day Weekend, here is a "memory" from the past

In 1986, I was competing in a powerlifting competition in the state of Washington as a member of the Armed Forces Powerlifting team. The event was held in a large athletic facility of the campus of a college (cant recall which college) I was neck and neck with another competitor and it came down to my last deadlift. If I could pull ( I think it was 650) I would win and if I failed, I was in second place. I was tired from the flight and from cutting weight. I went out onto the platform in a rage, which is something I seldom do and after numerous grunts and groans, pulled the bar to completion. I walked off the stage and was congratulated by my team mates and other competitors and I walked back to the warm-up area. As I was getting my warm-up suit on, someone tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and there were two gorgeous teenage girls standing there-they were probably 14 or 15 years old. When I turned around, one of them handed me her meet program and a pen and said "Can I please have your autograph" You could of heard a pin drop in that warm-up room. There were guys in there who had won world championships and this gal singled "me" out for an autograph. As I signed my name, I could feel my head swelling and of course I smugly looked around the room to make sure everyone was watching ( they were) I handed the program back to the young lady, and they thanked me and turned around and left-still dead silence in the warm-up room as everyone watched them leave.
As they rounded the corner, we could all hear them giggling and one said to the other " See, I told you he could write his own name" The laughter from the room that followed that comment was deafening and my swollen head was immediately deflated.


Keith
 
That's a great little story, with a nice punch line to it. Have a great Memorial Day weekend.
 
That was good. You sir are a great American. Have a wonderfull MM day.
 
If you can't laugh at yourself...

Damn funny post.

Loved reading your other stuff in the stickies as well. Thanks for taking the time to share your passion.
 
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