Media Meet the Noche UFC Octagon girls

[sandokan83]

I thought to myself that I wood...but then I realized Dana already put his crusty ass micropeen in them already.

Do you have the costume to pay for sex? It is an honest question. Your nickname is 13 seconds, and your post clearly shows you need your credit card number to talk to women.

 

[Th3 Gr38 1]

I was gonna watch the card at my local but now I'm at risk of having my own personal Peewee Herman moment lol. Looks like I'll have to buy the card now.

 

[tucan89]

I would let the last one ruin my credit no problem!

 

[Istryker]

Niiice

 

[Neck&Neck]

Generic Ariannys
BKFC still stuntin on them

 

[dominion]

I've been to Thailand many times, these are NOT women

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You know you liked it

 

[ryun253]

You know you liked it

 

[Dobymick]

 

[Ares Black]

I had the hots for Edith back in the day

Yeah, she looked like a horse... but she was a hot horse

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She sometimes works as a interviewer for the UK promotion Cage Warriors now. Still hot.

 

[blaseblase]

You're a fat fetishist. They're perfect, especially the one on the right and the one in the middle.

Nah, you just like those twig legs.

 

[StonedLemur]

What does that mean

It means that's probably where he was getting steroids when he was younger, and that's what killed his youth.

Or if you want to be philosophical about it, that's where the bad man touched him, which in turn killed his youth.

Or maybe he literally took his youth by the throat and choked it out in a dark alley and left him there before he sold his soul for money and fame.

Or it doesn't mean anything at all.


But im pretty sure it was a joke on the fact that I have never seen him look young, not even when he was young.
I bet he came outta his mom with stupid moustache lol

 

[TriangleMonkey]

I’ll be streaming the Nacho card if I even tune-in at all

Holograms, movies, amateur hour ring girls, dancing monkeys on uni-cycles, shit card

Idk man….

 

[reddhelium]

I’ll be streaming the Nacho card if I even tune-in at all

Holograms, movies, amateur hour ring girls, dancing monkeys on uni-cycles, shit card

Idk man….

Don't forget the motorcycles

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Penelope Cruz is physically a better version of Hayek. I shall die on this hill alone.

Lets go to war. It's been an honour gentlemen.

Penelope Cruz has meth face

 

[Young Calf Kick]

Penelope Cruz is physically a better version of Hayek. I shall die on this hill alone.

Lets go to war. It's been an honour gentlemen.

 

[Qays Stetkevich]

Where are the Riyadh Season octagon girls?


Dana is not an ass-man

Totally. He doesn't spank asses, he prefers slapping faces, clearly.

 

[honzo]

Don't they hire on merit?

 

[Tayski]

I'll take the one in the Leopard. you guys can have the rest.

Edit: I'll disappoint the one in the leopard, you guys can disappoint the rest.

Deal, I take the one in the grey miniskirt.

 

[Th3 Gr38 1]

Deal, I take the one in the grey miniskirt.

She's my favorite

 

[Tayski]

She's my favorite

Wanna fight over her? I challenge you to a tequila bottle drinking challenge, first one who finishes the bottle wins the girl.