Medical Medium says Celery Juice on empty stomach in the morning will heal you

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  1. TidWell

    TidWell Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Is this guy another snake oil fad diet salesman? Ive seen him on TV he would go on that show EXTRA with Mario Lopez and other shows. He claims to drink fresh juiced Celery no mixing anything and it will kill parasites and heal your gut and make your skin clear.

     
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  2. Joe265

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    Bone broth fast actually does this, from first hand experience and studying the experience of others not trying to sell shit on the back end.
     
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    sweetviolenturg Black Belt Professional Fighter

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    I don't believe in mediums of any sort. So, I'm going to go with he's a snake oil salesman.
     
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    Celery is generally good for the body. High in fiber it's good for digestion by default. Good subject, terrible video host.

    I want to uppercut him multiple times. But that must be my own issue.
     
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    the only drink i have celery in is a spicy bloody mary.
     
  6. JoshTehV

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    you realize thats just fucking literal vitamin water with cellulose?
     
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    Hope he dies.
     
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  8. OverCoronavirus Pressure

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    What the fuck is a "medical medium"?
    If that's the definition of medium that I think it is, it's a bizarre combination: science-magic.
     
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  9. Dusty Rhodes

    Dusty Rhodes Where muh thweet THAFFIRE?

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    Aint no celery juice that can heal this broken heart

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  10. SSgt Dickweed

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    Batman drinks it in the morning. I'm convinced!

     
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    Guy is a fraud thays just latching on the latest detoxing nonsense . Yeah celery is healthy, thanks for the update
     
  12. ElKarlo

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    The guy claims ghosts or spiritual energies gives him his knowledge. Don't see how anyone takes this fraud seriously
     
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    This calls for a celery'bration!
     
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    OverCoronavirus Pressure If Pazuzu comes for you, I will spit out a leopard

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    Well then, he basically wears a "don't take me seriously" clapboard sign.
     
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    U'r using the wrong kind of celery, breh.
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    Even if he were the most honourable, decent person on yt, I'd still want to uppercut him.
     
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  17. fungi

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    {<jordan}

    The goofest joke, but I lost.
     
  18. MidgardSerpent

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    Does the new health fad of the week really need a thread? Yes, it will heal your cancer, because nature good, and chemicals bad.
     
  19. facePuncher7

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    Here's a question that also answers this one - when was the last time one of these people was right?
     
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    I've seen people that juice with stomach conditions write about how juicing helps greatly. It isn't a cure but there appears to be something to it.

    Celery I would guess would raise a person's nitric oxide levels. That's another substance that might be helping.
     

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