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Medical Medium says Celery Juice on empty stomach in the morning will heal you

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  1. TidWell Steel Belt

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    Is this guy another snake oil fad diet salesman? Ive seen him on TV he would go on that show EXTRA with Mario Lopez and other shows. He claims to drink fresh juiced Celery no mixing anything and it will kill parasites and heal your gut and make your skin clear.

     
  2. Joe265 Banned Banned

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    Bone broth fast actually does this, from first hand experience and studying the experience of others not trying to sell shit on the back end.
     
  3. sweetviolenturg Silver Belt Professional Fighter

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    I don't believe in mediums of any sort. So, I'm going to go with he's a snake oil salesman.
     
  4. fungi rl

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    Celery is generally good for the body. High in fiber it's good for digestion by default. Good subject, terrible video host.

    I want to uppercut him multiple times. But that must be my own issue.
     
  5. dildos Steel Belt

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    the only drink i have celery in is a spicy bloody mary.
     
  6. JoshTehV Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    you realize thats just fucking literal vitamin water with cellulose?
     
  7. Da Speeit Plutonium Belt Platinum Member

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    Hope he dies.
     
  8. OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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    What the fuck is a "medical medium"?
    If that's the definition of medium that I think it is, it's a bizarre combination: science-magic.
     
  9. Dusty Rhodes Where muh thweet THAFFIRE?

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    Aint no celery juice that can heal this broken heart

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  10. SSgt Dickweed Red Belt

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    Batman drinks it in the morning. I'm convinced!

     
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    Guy is a fraud thays just latching on the latest detoxing nonsense . Yeah celery is healthy, thanks for the update
     
  12. ElKarlo Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    The guy claims ghosts or spiritual energies gives him his knowledge. Don't see how anyone takes this fraud seriously
     
  13. Son of Jamin Make MMA Great Again

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    This calls for a celery'bration!
     
  14. OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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    Well then, he basically wears a "don't take me seriously" clapboard sign.
     
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    U'r using the wrong kind of celery, breh.
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  16. fungi rl

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    Even if he were the most honourable, decent person on yt, I'd still want to uppercut him.
     
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    The goofest joke, but I lost.
     
  18. MidgardSerpent Black Belt

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    Does the new health fad of the week really need a thread? Yes, it will heal your cancer, because nature good, and chemicals bad.
     
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    Here's a question that also answers this one - when was the last time one of these people was right?
     
  20. Beechwood Purple Belt

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    I've seen people that juice with stomach conditions write about how juicing helps greatly. It isn't a cure but there appears to be something to it.

    Celery I would guess would raise a person's nitric oxide levels. That's another substance that might be helping.
     

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