Meanwhile, in Russia...

[gspieler]

 

[PlayswellwithLawnDarts]

Didn’t pierce the lungs he’ll be fine

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I'd kill for a cigarette

 

[koolinkunming]

Now THAT guy is a bad ass mofo.

 

[Tone C]

" It's just a scratch..."

 

[gspieler]

Now THAT guy is a bad ass mofo.

We're talking about Russia here. Is normal.

 

[therealdope]

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In mother Russia, man take knife's life.

 

[THE Red Beard]

Russian guy #1: "I want Brock Lesnar tattoo of knife but on back comrade."

Russian guy #2: "Say no more fam I give you what ask for."

 

[-Magua-]

@Cole train on smoke break... cool.

 

[-Nada-]

Patient later died from lung cancer ...

 

[I am your real dad]

 

[RetiredSlave]

Literally.

 

[KnightTemplar]

A guy turned up at the Glasgow Royal Infirmary with a slash from one shoulder all the way down to his arse. The doctor treating him asked what caused the wound.

"Aw, it was just an ordinary sword", replied the Glaswegian

 

[Fox by the Sea]

 

[Aegon Spengler]

As a Russian that only makes his life slightly worse

 

[SRN]

I was going to post this video lol

 

[KnightTemplar]

In Soviet Russia, bullet gets hit by YOU!