Me performing an ITF Taekwondo straight punch

[spacetime]

On my distinguished resume, I got tackled and partially run over by a full grown horse escaping its stable, and cried like a little bitch. I was around 6-7 years old.

It's been an adventure.

 

[zapataxiv]

On my distinguished resume, I got tackled and partially run over by a full grown horse escaping it's stable, and cried like a little bitch. I was around 6-7 years old.

It's been an adventure.

Let me guess the horse met un unexpected unexplained unfortunate end?

Did they find it on a meat hook? Did the investigators buy the suicide note?

 

[j123]

On my distinguished resume, I got tackled and partially run over by a full grown horse escaping it's stable, and cried like a little bitch. I was around 6-7 years old.

It's been an adventure.

If only the horse wore a jacket...

 

[StanClarker]

Tryin,' dyin' to resurrect karatestylist. What it's all AF about.

 

[spacetime]

this is all lighting and angles.

Platinum member.

 

[terrapin]

Platinum member.

yep.

 

[spacetime]

Let me guess the horse met un unexpected unexplained unfortunate end?

Did they find it on a meat hook? Did the investigators buy the suicide note?

It was not put down and I was quite upset that the normal procedures had been broken.

Seriously though, what the fuck was I even doing there? My mother had a lesson and I should have been on the stands and leave the fucking horses out of it. I must have been bored. That would not last long.

 

[spacetime]

And yeah, I got literally trampled on by a full grown horse freaking out. As a 6-7 year old.

It knocked me down and then trampled on me

 

[spacetime]

Let's see how much you guys really know...

Who is this?

 

[Woldog]

Let's see how much you guys really know...

Who is this?

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Gigō Funakoshi try harder next time. BUT no one cares about that we want to hear more about your imaginary street fights please.

 

[spacetime]

Gigō Funakoshi try harder next time. BUT no one cares about that we want to hear more about your imaginary street fights please.

How did you know that?

 

[spacetime]

Make it longer than 5 seconds jackass what is it supposed to be a sneak peak

U like this?

 

[Woldog]

How did you know that?

The same way you knew it, you read shit.

 

[Woldog]

U like this?

You hesitate when you're fighting a shadow, I can't wait to see the day you're in a real fight or sparring lmaoooooo

 

[spacetime]

You hesitate when you're fighting a shadow, I can't wait to see the day you're in a real fight or sparring lmaoooooo

It's not actual hesitation but I won't bite.

 

[Woldog]

It's not actual hesitation but I won't bite.

You also stop to check the camera is still there like you have the wind power of a @j123 hook

 

[spacetime]

You also stop to check the camera is still there like you have the wind power of a @j123 hook

As does Michael Jai White

 

[Woldog]

As does Michael Jai White

His is a 1:39 tutorial, yours is an 8 second highlight video

 

[DoctorTaco]

You also stop to check the camera is still there like you have the wind power of a @j123 hook

J couldn’t crack an egg with a hammer. That dude couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a boat. He couldn’t bust a grape.

 

[Woldog]

J couldn’t crack an egg with a hammer. That dude couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a boat. He couldn’t bust a grape.

TAKE THAT BACK, I've seen him bust two grapes.