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Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Fedorgasm, Aug 20, 2018.

  1. Fedorgasm Gold Belt

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    Good morning, mayberrians!

    Since we're all miserable assholes, I thought it might be nice if we made a concerted effort to improve the world at least a tiny bit today, just to see how it feels.

    So here's the deal. Post 1 thing that you're committing to do today that will improve the world. Even if it's a small thing that only improves one person's world.

    There are only 2 rules:
    1. It has to be something that you weren't planning on doing anyway.
    2. You must return to this thread, quote your post with your commitment, and tell us how it went. Were you able to complete it? And did it work like you expected? Or did it somehow backfire and now you're being raped in some guy's basement?
     
  2. bigkick Brown Belt

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    I will help a dumb white belt at training today.
     
  3. PlayswellwithLawnDarts Banned Banned

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    I’m gonna flick change at the homeless and make a concerted effort to give people the finger less while driving.
    Will report back.
     
  4. koolinkunming Gold Belt

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    If I wasn’t planning on doing it anyway, how can I tell you about it beforehand? I myself don’t even know what it will be.
     
  5. Scott Parker 27 Your Mom's Box

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    Im going to compliment all of the women in the office on their fantastic tits. Should make their day.
     
  6. koolinkunming Gold Belt

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    #Metoo
     
  7. nostradumbass Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    I will show several lucky ladies my penis in a women's locker room.
     
  8. Headkicktoleg Banned Banned

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    I gave playstation $20 for Deadpool 2
     
  9. SMillard Red Belt

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    I'm going to fwap to an ugly girl today to boost her self esteem, she'll know by the tingling sensation at the back of her neck........................ if my aim is right
     
  10. Fedorgasm Gold Belt

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    Like you can't commit to brushing your teeth so the world smells better. Because you brush your teeth every day.

    It should be something you wouldn't have normally done, but now that you actually give it 3 seconds of thought, you come up with a simple thing.
     
  11. Rygu R.I.P. Obie Platinum Member

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    I'm going to wash my hands after I take a shit.
     
  12. n...not crazy Silver Belt

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    The stuff I was planning already is all you get. If teaching kids to be good people ain't enough for you, then I don't know what to say.
     
  13. Clippy Good Times

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    I know right?

    I sat here for a while baffled at this LOL
     
  14. 5crew Black Belt

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    Tuesday is my gym day.
    I plan to do lower body workout to make myself more attractive so people will feel happy when they sees me. Spreading the love.

    I'll report back.
     
  15. PlayswellwithLawnDarts Banned Banned

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    I recently decided not to vote for a particular candidate in a local primary election. The reason being a good friend that works in his building and among co-workers know this guy as the dude who doesn’t wash his hand for 1s and 2’s. I brought up his name among friends when were discussing local politics. I am woke and can’t be un-be.
    Moral here not washing your hands is gross
     
  16. Eazy123 Black Belt

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    I will shit on the floor and give the cleaning people a sense of job security
     
  17. auger38 Will pay to check your oil

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    I’m donating blood today for the first time in about a year.


    Will probably not report back.
     
  18. Medulla Omoplata Mayberry Comptroller

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    I will lick a homeless person.
     
  19. Ignicious Purple Belt

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    I washed my uniform today, so that it won't smell like vomit and blood when I go to work tomorrow.
     
  20. sh1tehawke Purple Belt

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    I painted the dining room after work. Keeps the girlfriend happy which certainly improves my world.
     

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