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  1. Crocop42 Brown Belt

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    her room is messy.
     
  2. TeTe yeah, she squats Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    She's wearing color contacts, and shitty ones at that.
     
  3. Bolshevik*** Banned Banned

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    she is an attention whore.

    i thought i made that up, then i looked on urban dictionary and it was already there.
     
  4. Bolshevik*** Banned Banned

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    at least her clothes are folded.

    you don't say...:rolleyes:
     
  5. PalharesIsHulk** Blue Belt

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    Does that matter?
     
  6. Crocop42 Brown Belt

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    its just....what if i spend the night there? it's 3am and i have to pee. i'm going to trip over that stack of clothes, and you know it.
     
  7. Bolshevik*** Banned Banned

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    hold it in, or pee in some empty beer bottles. you can't tell me you've never been with a girl who's slightly unkempt are you?
     
  8. Crocop42 Brown Belt

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    i have 2 empty burger king cups sitting on my dresser and clothes all over my floor. ive tossed some salads. a room is the least of my troubles.
     
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    alright then.
     
  10. TeTe yeah, she squats Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Don't you wanna stare into those pretty rolling eyes while you bang it?
     
  11. Bolshevik*** Banned Banned

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    like i said, doggy style, or reverse cowgirl if push comes to shove.
     
  12. PalharesIsHulk** Blue Belt

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    These are the last pics I managed to find. Go and bang, bro.
     
  13. Bolshevik*** Banned Banned

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    why didn't ts bang her on new year's?
     
  14. Workaholic Silver Belt

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    Crowded party couldn't grab a room. I've found most girls won't fuck you in public upon first meeting you
     
  15. Bolshevik*** Banned Banned

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    that's surprising. based on these photos, she doesn't seem like the type that would mind. why didn't you take her back to your place?
     
  16. Workaholic Silver Belt

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    I'm a university student mate if I'm not at school I don't have my own place
     
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    i'd say the corolla, but it's probably too small. should have upgraded to the camry.
     
  18. Workaholic Silver Belt

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    I would have gone with it anyways but I opted to cab that night. In retrospect a terrible decision
     
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    It's not who you are underneath, but what you DO that defines you.
     
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    damn. talk about all the wrong moves. well, if anything you should just have sex with her in order to make up for all those blunders. you'll be castigated if you don't (she'll probably tell all of her friends, then they'll tell their friends).
     

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