Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Workaholic, Jan 3, 2013.
her room is messy.
She's wearing color contacts, and shitty ones at that.
she is an attention whore.
i thought i made that up, then i looked on urban dictionary and it was already there.
at least her clothes are folded.
you don't say...
Does that matter?
its just....what if i spend the night there? it's 3am and i have to pee. i'm going to trip over that stack of clothes, and you know it.
hold it in, or pee in some empty beer bottles. you can't tell me you've never been with a girl who's slightly unkempt are you?
i have 2 empty burger king cups sitting on my dresser and clothes all over my floor. ive tossed some salads. a room is the least of my troubles.
Don't you wanna stare into those pretty rolling eyes while you bang it?
like i said, doggy style, or reverse cowgirl if push comes to shove.
These are the last pics I managed to find. Go and bang, bro.
why didn't ts bang her on new year's?
Crowded party couldn't grab a room. I've found most girls won't fuck you in public upon first meeting you
that's surprising. based on these photos, she doesn't seem like the type that would mind. why didn't you take her back to your place?
I'm a university student mate if I'm not at school I don't have my own place
i'd say the corolla, but it's probably too small. should have upgraded to the camry.
I would have gone with it anyways but I opted to cab that night. In retrospect a terrible decision
It's not who you are underneath, but what you DO that defines you.
damn. talk about all the wrong moves. well, if anything you should just have sex with her in order to make up for all those blunders. you'll be castigated if you don't (she'll probably tell all of her friends, then they'll tell their friends).
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