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  1. Workaholic

    Workaholic Silver Belt

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    I think you have to post a relationship thread to be accepted into the Mayberry Community so I hope this counts
    So New Year's Eve I hooked up with this pretty good looking girl (in my opinion anyways). She was in town because she goes to school with a friend of mine and only lives an hour away. Anyways I have her number and shit and we texted a bit the last couple days and shes a pretty cool girl but she goes back to school which is several hours away in a few days. Not sure whether I should make any sort of move at all or if it would be a waste of time. So being the mature and wise people you all are help a kid out with this shit
     
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    we've got a long distance, pregnancy issue going on. you come at me with this shit?!
     
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    Goddamit. I don't know how many times...we need pics!
     
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  4. Workaholic

    Workaholic Silver Belt

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    Wrap your dick and hit the abortion clinic with the slogan "No fetus can beat us"
    Nuff said
     
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    Bolshevik*** Banned Banned

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    dude. if you honestly need advice for this, there's no hope. i'll make this as easy as possible for you:

    hit it, then quit it.
     
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    Sir Galahad Plutonium Belt Platinum Member

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  7. Crocop42

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    jesus christ, it's not me...thank god. it's a mayberrian. he's all "i want to be in my kids life", she's all "we live in serperate states", we're all...joking about it.
     
  8. Workaholic

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    Fair enough man. Fair enough
     
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    all the things you said: she lives a few hours away, she's only in town for a little while, etc. do you think she doesn't know this? she obviously wants a quick, and probably passionate fling, if you don't hop on that, someone else win, and believe me there are probably plenty of guys she has on queue.
     
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    My God that's so terrible and unexpected!

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    I've already considered most of that just not sure if I'm down to make an hour drive just for decent sex
     
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    Too late, buddy. You should have tap that shit in New Years, then she would have had an excuse to be a slut. She wont put out now. Im sure youll lie about hitting it though, its to be expected.
     
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    That's the manly way of handling things :wink:
     
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    you mean she's not in town anymore? damn, several guys probably already beat you to the punch. at worst you could make a day trip out of it, but you'll have to f'ck her at least three times to make it worth it. do you have it in you?
     
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    Shes an hour away now will be several in a couple days so I make the trip now or just let it slide. And the math is fuck 3 times for an hour drive? That makes sense to me. With some gatorade anything is possible!
     
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    Eat clean do Jiu-Jitsu and stay young forever.
     
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    Not worth it, find some other hot bitch to fuck that lives closer.

    Problem solved.
     
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    that's the conundrum. it might take him 1-2 hours to find a chick that is willing and able. in that time he could have driven there and back.
     
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    Lulz. But think of the gas money he could save!
     

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