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  1. irish_thug Meme Mod Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    If she is like this with him. Think about what she'll be like when its "just you"
     
  2. Cubo de Sangre President of the War Room

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  3. Doughbelly αlpha-nerdette, action scientist

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    I don't understand. Are you asking if it's okay to be the side D?

    They're not married. If he wants to make it exclusive, he should put a ring on it.

    Being in a "relationship" but not planning on getting married or cohabitating is another way of saying "let's keep our options open" so there's no reason not to be the side D in this case IMO.
     
  4. Iroh The Dragon of the West Platinum Member

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    nvm
     
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  5. Matt M It is happening again....

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    Well that's not my problem. If you're willing to cheat on your partner then you obviously don't love them as much as you think and have no willpower.
    Plus it's not even like I came onto her.
    Single people shouldn't be made to feel guilty just because someone they end up with thinks so little of their partner that they cheat on them.
     
  6. Matt M It is happening again....

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    Everyone is capable of it tho. It may take an argument with the current partner, a bit of alcohol and being with an ex to make someone cheat, but it can always happen.
     
  7. Peteyandjia Summer Chida Staff Member Forum Administrator

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    She's an evil whore.

    Stay away.

    Plenty of good chicks out there.
     
  8. Iroh The Dragon of the West Platinum Member

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    If you have a penis and she has a vag, yes you'll be capable. Not everyone will give into the temptation when presented though. However much it might be tempting.
     
  9. Cajun A Cajun Traveler: Something of a Novelty... Platinum Member

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    This is correct
     
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  11. Prime Yossarian Brown Belt

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    If you're willing to overlook a partner's obvious faults because you're just down for a relationship, you'll be in for a lot of pain later.
     
  12. LatFlare EADC

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    You could fuck her and ruin her existing relationship but that's as far as it should go.
     
  13. Slobodan Вело ;) Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    This.

    Sorry man I know it sucks but you've gotta move on, something similar happened to me.

    I met this chick online and she seemed really cool, she knew a little about MMA and even liked some of the same movie as I did. After messaging online for about 2 weeks we decided to meet up, we went to watch a movie and had a good time except for one thing. Her phone rang and she told me she had to take it, I could overhear her having an argument and when she came back she seemed upset. We didn't know each other very well yet so I didn't want to impose or anything and get into her business (though I did want to get into her coin purse). So we went on another date a few days later and she seemed a little distant/cold but she said she was having a fight with one of her girlfriend and that its nothing between us. Now the next day, I went to a computer store to buy something for my comp and I see her with a guy. I confront her and ask her to explain herself and the boyfriend is pissed off too but more at ME (wtf right?) and he attacks me in blind rage, I sidestep, throw a looping left hook and he's out. She's screaming at me telling me she's gonna call the po-po but I'm just pissed off and calling her a whore.

    So that night I was pissed off and watching Titanic (why? its a good movie that's why) and I get a text from my good friend Nicolas Cage asking if I wanted to come over and do some shrooms then throw bottles at cars. I told him I wasn't in the mood and he asks whats wrong and I told him about what happened. Now I've seen him pissed off before but he fucking FLIPPED, called her every name in the book and said he'll be over in 5 minutes. I hear honking outside and there he is in his 1935 one of a kind Rolls Royce Phantom. I get in and he explains that we're going to her place, I asked how he got her address and he just smirked (he's Nicolas motherfuckin Cage after all). So we arrive at her apartment and Nic Cage goes nuclear, smashes her door open and destroys a vase. She's screaming to stop it but he answers "you two timing whore, you don't do that to my friend!" and she's trying to come up with some excuses then Nicolas Cage just barks at her and she quiets down like a submissive dog. He explains to her that she's a whore of the highest order and doesn't deserve a relationship, now her boyfriend walks in and is wondering wtf is going on and sees me but says he doesn't want to fight. We explain the situation and he breaks up with her on the spot. We take him with us and decide to do some cocaine and go to a strip clip.
     
  14. Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Yellow Card

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    This is poetry on par with the great writers of Ancient Greece.
     
  15. OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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    She's a liar. Why would you even consider it?
     
  16. Bukowski82 Buckle up belt

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    I'm pressured by my own impatience to give you a solid 'C'mon, Son' and move on...

    But 'Netflix and Chill' may be more appropriate in this case.

    TS, if this isn't a troll thread, I sure hope you at least get laid. Because that's all you'll be getting out of this.
     
  17. Matt M It is happening again....

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    Some girls, like my ex, don't really want a boyfriend but they want someone to call a boyfriend.
    They can't go more than a few weeks without sexual contact and they panic if they don't have someone to call a boyfriend, it's some kind of failure in their minds.
    So they end up being with someone they don't even really like that much, just so they can say they have a boyfriend, and ultimately cheat on him constantly.

    That kind of girl is one to be steered well clear of.
     
  18. michal001 Brown Belt

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    Good for a fun time. Not good for dating or marriage material. If can play and stay away then fine. If emo attached sissy then run. But if emo attached sissy wouldn't have good judgment to run; rather would make sherdog thread to ask for advice until hear what you want. Ok to be cuckhold.
     
  19. Limo Character Do Whutcha Want To Double Yellow Card

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    Some folk'll remain detached in a physical relationship, but those folk wouldn't start threads like this.
     
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    Blond is scrumptious. Would.
     

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