May have broken ankle. Bros, cheer me up

[Fedorgasm]

Rode my dirt bike up a trail, crashed, and had to ride out through some gnarly shit with a bum ankle, which most likely injured it further.

Now I'm in the waiting room to see a doctor.

I hate not being able to walk. I broke my foot in the past and using crutches made that period one of the worst in my life.

Also I'm old. So I know my bones won't heal fast or right. Basically one you hit 40 then your injuries will always nag even after they heal.

I'm pretty bummed. Maybe you guys can share stories of your shitty lives so I can feel great that at least I'm not you.

 

[mb23100]

Image search "industrial lathe accident"

 

[Tanaka]

At least while you're at the doctor you can ask him about your brain eyelash.

 

[LMP]

Ask them if it is healthy to have an addiction to escorts, I need to know for a friend.

 

[smooth assassin]

Goodnight sweet prince
You were a good dude

 

[Tone C]

It could be worse, you could have broken both ankles, laid there in agony trapped by your bike , been partly eaten alive by wolves then bitten by a venomous snake that you upset which causes your flesh to rot,die and slough off then thought you've been rescued but it turns out to be several rednecks who decide you look ' real purty ' and proceed to to enjoy various orifices across your body...







PS I hope your ankle is okay from one old guy to another x

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

At least it wasn’t your dick. Think about the positive

 

[HHJ]

I am healing from a bad torn ligament. You have my sympathies.

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

You're too old for a dirt bike, man.
Know your limits.

 

[Kraysla]

Well, at least your wife doesn't want to divorce you anymore. So, there's that...

 

[kahiljabroni]

At least u have some pain meds incoming.









Probably ibuprofen....

 

[ralphc1]

Rode my dirt bike up a trail, crashed, and had to ride out through some gnarly shit with a bum ankle, which most likely injured it further.

Now I'm in the waiting room to see a doctor.

I hate not being able to walk. I broke my foot in the past and using crutches made that period one of the worst in my life.

Also I'm old. So I know my bones won't heal fast or right. Basically one you hit 40 then your injuries will always nag even after they heal.

I'm pretty bummed. Maybe you guys can share stories of your shitty lives so I can feel great that at least I'm not you.

No matter what they find, just remember, it could have been worse,
It could have happened to me!

 

[ralphc1]

You're too old for a dirt bike, man.
Know your limits.

 

[Kal Drago]

Just don't dance for a few weeks

 

[ToxicShocker]

Image search "industrial laethe accident"

 

[nostradumbass]

I broke my ankle a few years ago and didn't go to the doctor, just sucked it up for a week or two and limped for about a month. It still clicks when I walk down stairs and it rolls a lot easier now.

 

[mb23100]

That cat got lucky

 

[Smokes]

He broke her down in slides.

 

[HARRISON_3]

Wishing you a speedy recovery

 

[RetiredSlave]

You didnt break your dominant arm. Which means youre still proficient at wiping fecal residue from the derriere. There is always that. Influence your healing like El Cucuy, may require a dash of insanity but getting crazy is fashionable nowadays, shouldnt be too difficult.