Max security prison.. If they sentence me

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  1. My2Cents Brown Belt

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    for 10+ years I would rather they kill me straight away. Whats your number (If any)?
     
  2. surrealworlds <-----Alexa Vega? Captain?

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    Zero. I was raised by a man that spent his life in and out of prisons. Over 15 years total i believe. Ive heard too many horror stories.
    If i ever decide to be a criminal, especially at that level im all in. Its either pull it off or die trying.
     
  3. tonni 2019 Snitch of the Year

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    If I'm jailed with you I'll go for 3 days.
     
  4. Edgy Brah Look into it Banned

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    Depends on the quality of ramen noodle and butt secks.
     
  5. danny23 Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    What did you do?
     
  6. AVX Yellow Belt

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    Anything over 12 hours and I'm jumping.
     
  7. Edgy Brah Look into it Banned

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    Seriously, this has fried onion, sambal (chili sauce), kecap manis (sweet soy sauce), the flavour powder and a flavoured oil. All for 40 cents or less.
     
  8. JDragon I like posters who don't get reported.

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    Not sure, but is it wrong to hope TS does get sentenced?
     
  9. tonni 2019 Snitch of the Year

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    Jumping from where?
     
  10. My2Cents Brown Belt

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    Nothing, purely hypothetical question
     
  11. SRN SOCRATEEEES

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    Where's the hypothetical prison? If in Sweden I would be fine, no worries.
     
  12. Anung Un Rama Idol of Millions Platinum Member

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    Brooks was here
     
  13. My2Cents Brown Belt

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    US
     
  14. SRN SOCRATEEEES

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    I think I would be okay too, not sure. I rather go through hell for a few years than not live anymore.
     
  15. Highmanproblems Silver Belt Platinum Member

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    If you haven't ever noticed, very few people on death row want to get it over with quickly. They sit in those cells by themselves for 30 years, because that life is better to them than death. So unless you are willing to kill yourself, get ready to do your time.
     
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  17. Prefect Black Belt

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    Nice quote from the female guard in the vid.

    "It takes 12 pounds of pressure to break the human penis. Do you think I am capable of that?"
     
  18. Social Distance Warrior Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Kill me


    I'm a good looking guy with exotic features. I'd be raped every single day.
     
  19. Son of Jamin Make MMA Great Again

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    Can you still get married and get conjugal visits from crazy ladies that for the first time in my life would be interested in me since I'm a coldblooded murderer? If so, by all means! It would beat this hellish incel existence on Sherdog.
     
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    For research - watch Shotcaller - and then follow it up with Rumble in Cell Block 99.
     

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