How can you be such a top level pro fighter with such horrendous stand up? That shit amazes me.
A quick little story......
When Bully Beatdown was first starting up, a producer of theirs was friends with a friend of mine and he contacted my buddy and asked him if he knew anybody that might want to be on the show. I was a pretty good wrestler in HS, and I had decent jitz, so I'm guessing that's why my friend thought of me, so he sent them my way.
I get a phone call from the producer a few days later and he explains to me the premise of the show, and how it would work out with the rules for each round, and how I could win money. Later that night I watch Jake Shields vs Paul Daley and I'm like, wtf? This dude looks awkward on his feet. We'll, Jake looks pretty silly on his feet that night but he still gets the W via armbar (I think )
I go to the audition for the show a few weeks later with my gf, my two brothers and another friend of mine, and we all make up some bullshit stories that I was this douche bag who fucked with all of them. Now as I'm sitting there during the audition belligerently drunk, I convince myself that I would absolutely beat the fucking brakes off of Jake. So now whenever the two ladies interviewing me would ask me a question, my response was, while looking into the camera, "Jake Shields, come get you some, bitch boy! You fucking suck, you pussy!" Seriously, that was my answer to every single question they asked.
Needless to say, they never called me back. But I'm still convinced to this day that if I literally put no effort into the grappling round and didn't gas out, I would have won 5k against Jake during the kickboxing round with zero stand up training.