Matadors Gored

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  1. LEWIS540

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    bandicoot Red Belt

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    Nothing is more satisfying? How about reading that it's been abolished or something? Reversing the violence onto humans doesn't really help anything, either.
     
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    Well that's what happens when you fuck with bulls, they fuck you up.
     
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    Sometimes you gotta take what you can get, Mr. Idealist.
     
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    fingercuffs Plutonium Belt Platinum Member

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    Wishful thinking.
     
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    Bullfighting is cruel and should be banned.
     
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    thebluerider caelgender ftw

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    i would rock that outfit tho
     
  8. bandicoot

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    I was playing on the absurdity that there was nothing more satisfying than reading that.
     
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    fingercuffs Plutonium Belt Platinum Member

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    I know.
     
  10. Fatt Hughes

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    i cheer the bull.
     
  11. bandicoot

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    That's how I feel.

    I'm just not happy watching them hurt bulls, as I'm not happy watching the humans get hurt, either.
     
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    seatea Black belt in Shotacon karate.

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    Unfortunatly the odds are stacked against the bulls, so matadors rarely get hurt.
     
  13. IIIIIIII

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    i went to a bullfight in 2003, and i remember a bull picking up the matador and tossing him up in the air and onto the ground. i'm not sure how bullfights work today, but back then, the crowd was usually divided in half, with half the side rooting for the matador, and the other half rooting for the bull. after the side that was rooting for the bull cheered, they soon stopped as the matador wasn't moving. he was concussed, and he ended up losing one of his balls. that shit was fucking crazy.
     
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    Then you'd also know that I was also aware that was wishful thinking.
     
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    KnightTemplar Ebony Belt Platinum Member

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    I think you're kind of stretching the definition of, "Humans".:rolleyes:

    To be brutally honest, if terrorists massacred the spectators at a Bull Fight, I would struggle to give even a single fuck.
     
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    Oh god.
     
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    Hyperbole not your strong point, eh?
     
  18. berimBOWLoh

    berimBOWLoh Silver Belt

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    game just needs to be adjusted. bulls with lasers on their heads. now its Fox material.
     
  19. Iroh

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    You weren't aware that she wasn't trying to inform you that it was wishful thinking.
     
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    bandicoot Red Belt

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    You weren't aware of where you were posting, Mr. supposed Dr.!

    I'm starting to question your credentials.
     

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