Mark Coleman gives advice on Bar Fights and Vaseline

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  1. OutsidersNWO

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    friggin lawl.

    Mark Coleman - There were so many good things about the whole experience. I have been friends with BJ Penn for a long time and prior to being on the show I had talked with Jason Parillo on the phone a few times over the years. So I knew him a little bit and John Hackleman, of course I knew who he was. We have passed by each other many times over the years and then Pederneiras, who I had not worked with either before the show but I definitely knew him and his reputation. Mike Dolce was also there.
     
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    Very funny
     
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    He really broke that entire scenario down
     
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    Apply remaining vaseline to the surrounding area around your feet at least a whole 2 feet or more all the way around you as your drunk assailants fall at your feet and commence punching. :icon_lol: If they leap your on your own.
     
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    Actually a very logical answer from the hammer
    Good little read
     
  7. Lito Lapida

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    you can get girls at the bar with vaseline on your face.
     
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    Thats pretty damn funny. Good advice tho, put the hammer down!
     
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    I am stymied by how funny that was.
     
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    First of all, that dude is a genius. Putting Vaseline on your face protects you when you fight, and then you've got lube for when the bitches start throwing themselves at you after you beat the dude's ass.

    Second of all, Coleman is saying you shouldn't plan on getting hit? What a pussy! Just Bleed bro.
     
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    Coleman would never use that word. "Stymied."
     
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    Haha good answer. He actually broke the whole thing down and gave different outcomes.
     
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