Man's gut ferments food making him a permanent drunk

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  1. daj

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    He must save a ton off alchohol.
     
  3. Merlotte's

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    Bet his wife still gets on his case for being drunk all the time.
     
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    Lucky SoB.
     
  5. Bobby Boulders

    Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Platinum Member

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    Must suck having to take cabs or buses everywhere you ever go.
     
  6. AncientEnemy

    AncientEnemy Emelianenko, Fedor Emelianenko

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    pun related to fermenting alcohol
     
  7. Jing

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    If he just juiced I bet that would stop it.
     
  8. Hyperglide

    Hyperglide Enrolled at Synth-a-holics Anonymous

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    At least he doesn't have alcohol on his breath. He could pass a breathalizer test.
     
  9. Cherdawg

    Cherdawg Silver Belt

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    There are people out there that would pay to have this problem.
    Im patenting the rights for it to make this sydrome into an injectable chemical
    synthesis.
     
  10. LatFlare

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    That article says that its basically caused by a yeast infection in the gut... so next time a girl says she's got thrush, go down on it.
     
  11. Squirting Gun

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    I have this ailment too except Im the opposite. Im never sober due to alcohol. Its just the way the world turns.
     
  12. osudude

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    Notsureifserious.gif
     
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    Then a blood test would fuck him.
     
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    That's not how breathalyzer work homey. And I'd assume he probably does have alcohol on his breath, I'm sure he burps it up.
     
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    fingercuffs Plutonium Belt Platinum Member

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    I know he's permanently pissed, but does he have that horrible hangover permanently as well. Cos that would really suck.
     
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    Sounds pretty terrible. it's relatively unknown so I'm sure holding a job is impossible for him. He can't drive anywhere.

    Poor dude.
     
  17. Pork Mahogis

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    Talk about pissing excellence!
     
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    My condolences to the guy. :eek:
     
  19. HunterIII

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    Good question. I thought the same thing. Maybe if he always has food in his belly then he will always feel drunk, thus no hangover. When he stops eating is when the hangover symptoms begin to creep in. Sounds plausible lol
     
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    how do you get this?
     

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