Man washing his armpits in toilet in an office environment.

[MC Paul Barman]

For many years I had a fantasy about living in my university library. It was not a 24 hour library. I would look around for hidden spots I could make into a bedroom. I even looked into the ceilings where I might be able to rig up a hammock or something. I really liked the idea of hiding from the janitors, and being a phantom.

The library at my college had so many of these little rooms everywhere. The basement was also left accessible to the students. Little rooms down there that had been done up as quiet rooms.
A place like that would work well for that too.
Sounds kind of fun to be honest.

 

[ClubFoot]

There's been a few times I've gone for a shit in the office (or otherwise toilets) only to realise post dumpage that there is no loo roll.

So flush the turd away, flush again and clean your ass hole with your hand and the fresh water.

Problem solved.

You guys wouldn't last 5 minutes in the wild.