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Man washing his armpits in toilet in an office environment.

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  1. randysyatt Zan Panzer

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    So this is new.

    I go to an office (its actually our solicitors office for my business).

    Any ways, I walk into the wash room to take a shit and I see this guy.. Shirtless, in a stall (door open) splashing water on his armpits.

    Anyone else ever see this?

    I have been to a lot of places and I have never witnessed this.

    Any ideas?
     
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  2. pinkybrief Silver Belt

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    cleanliness is godliness
     
  3. Briar Blue Belt

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    That's called a Machida bath.
     
  4. michal001 Brown Belt

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    I walked in and some disgusting person was cleaning his feet in the sink of a professional office building private bathroom!?!?! He looked middle eastern or something.
     
  5. Execute Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    That guy was on acid.
     
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    Ask him where he did his time.

    Bird baths
     
  7. NoGoodNamesLeft Red Belt

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    eau d'toilette
     
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    hopefully it was after he shit in it, but before he flushed. that would add some extra disgust to this story.
     
  9. MC Paul Barman Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    My coworker said that he once caught a guy who would bike into work in the morning dunking his feet into the toilet bowl to clean them.
     
  10. Kraysla Black Belt

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    I've seen some weird shit (pun intended) in work bathrooms, but never that. That's nasty.
     
  11. MC Paul Barman Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    I work on the 13th floor of big bank. There was a guy on our floor but in another department that lived in the building. People had an inkling that he might be living there but then he just got too brash with the whole thing. His name was Jeff and he was literally eating every fucking thing that was in the fridge. He'd clean it out in the evening (so we thought in the evening): tv dinners, sodas, leftovers.... gone.

    Now security would occasionally see him but he'd just say "i'm working late".... and the building security was not owned by the bank anymore. in 2007 a different company leased them out for the building. So what do they know? But this Jeff guy started having a friend of his living there too.
    On the 12th floor there was common area owned by the bank.... a security guard comes through and finds Jeff sleeping on one couch and his friend sleeping on another. Jeff's friend, when questioned, said "we're on our fucking break.... leave us alone". Pissed the security guard off to say something.

    But what did it was Jeff started sleeping in one of the manager's offices on the floor. A guy pretty high up too. Same security guard, pissed for getting yelled at, started checking our work floor more regularly and found Jeff in this manager's office sleeping under his desk.

    And that was the end of that.
     
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    We may or may not work within a block of each other.
     
  13. DevilsLettuce is a bit of a douchebag Banned

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  14. MC Paul Barman Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Chase Tower.... downtown Milwaukee.
     
  15. Execute Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Close but no cigar. Was thinking the US Bank building.
     
  16. MC Paul Barman Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    US Bank tower in Milwaukee?
     
  17. Execute Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Yep. Actually had a job offer to work there, but declined for somewhere else.
     
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  18. MC Paul Barman Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Cool to hear we're in the same area.
    Wife and I (and son) live up in Fox Point.
     
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    Seems better than the whole office smelling his musty armpits.
     
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    Why does he not use the water from the sink instead of the toilet? It is both the tap water, but I imagine the bowl is much more contaminated.
     

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