Man sues his parents for throwing away his porn collection

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  1. YellowBanenoo

    YellowBanenoo Red Belt

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    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/m...00-for-tossing-his-porn-collection/ar-BBVUYYX

    "A Michigan man is seeking to squeeze out over $86,000 from his parents in civil court for allegedly throwing out his large pornography collection."

    The rift between the family started back in October 2016 when the man moved back into his parents' Grand Haven, Michigan, home after a divorce. Among his possessions was a smut collection, he said in court documents, is worth $29,000, ABC affiliate ABC13 reported.

    Less than a year later, the man moved out to Indiana. When his parents allegedly delivered his property to his new home, the son noticed that his massive collection was missing.

    According to the documents, his parents allegedly told him they destroyed his porn.

    The man tried to press charges on his parents by calling Ottawa County Sheriff's Office, but the prosecutor's office did not pursue the case, WXMI reported.

    According to the lawsuit, the man began emailing his parents.

    "If you had a problem with my belongings, you should have stated that at the time and I would have gone elsewhere," the email allegedly read. "Instead, you choose to keep quiet and behave vindictively."

    According to the lawsuit his father allegedly responded: "Believe it or not, one reason for why I destroyed your porn was for your own mental and emotional health...I would have done the same if I had found a kilo of crack cocaine," his father wrote. "Someday, I hope you will understand.



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    Which one of you is this?
     
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    JabToucher Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    What difference does it make what the material was? Wather it was 29 grand worth of Pron or Teddy bears. They knew they were not their possessions to destroy.

    And if they had that big a problem with said items, why did they simply not ask their son to remove it all?

    He is right to sue them.
     
  3. Sonny Qc

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    I'm not saying he's right

    But I understand...
     
  4. -Nada-

    -Nada- Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Daddy prolly kept it for himself...
     
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    Who the fuck pays...and 29k? I say bullshit
     
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    Ottawaguy Gold Belt

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    The dad brought the whole stash to his cabin.
     
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    tobiaswins Wink Wink Nudge Nudge

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    $29,000 worth of porn?? :confused:
     
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    TeTe Senior Moderator Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Porn collection? What is this 1992?
     
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    GearSolidMetal I'm here to chew bubblegum and bang your mom. Platinum Member

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    Parents want him to grow up, make friends, and one day get married and have kids.

    Hopefully one day this pathetic man-child will become a man and thank his parents.
     
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  12. Benjamin Burton

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    You can't put a price on a good porn collection. A racoon fucked up my secret stash back in mid 90s.. I'd murder every racoon on earth to have it back. Fuck you, raccoons.
     
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  13. Only Here for Attachments

    Only Here for Attachments Stipe Justice Warrior

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    Guy gets divorced and now has no porn. <Lmaoo>

    Time to start downloading!
     
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  14. SowingSeason

    SowingSeason They say that a man must love his sons more...

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    Why would you want a collection of porn? It's 2019 and you have incognito mode for a reason. Your parents would have been none the wiser.

    But they're wrong for destroying his possessions.
     
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    When that guy discover the "Internet"
     
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    A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    Goddamn you, mom and dad!
     
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    Yeah.. is like spending 230 dollars for a first date and get friendzoned.
    <Lmaoo>
     
  18. Sonny Qc

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  19. syct23

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    He already tried all of that and failed in divorce leading to him having to move in with his parents..


    Let the man have his Porn, he has nothing else...
     
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    Maybe it was vintage collectible porn, like comic books or baseball cards, and he was just collecting it to save it and sell it later for a profit. His parents just threw away his retirement plan!!
     
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