Makeup: The lie we MUST live with

[Skip Reming]

An old man once said to me "Women lie all the time because they wear makeup". Then I asked him what it was like to go to school with George Washington and that ended the conversation pretty quick.

Fast forward to the present and I found a british youtube girl who got my old gonads in a tissy. As the british would say "I sure would like to catch a smelly snog with that bird"

So, I downloaded video after video listening to her chirp away with that sexy accent of hers, thinking I might ask her to the spring square dance coming this april.

Let me show you this girl


Not bad right? Would snog.

Then, reality crumbled apart until I thought I was a figment of someone else's (perhaps bruce jenner's) fantasy world. I made the mistake of clicking on her makeup routine. Let's just say it makes two girls one cup seem like a miley cyrus video. And not the hot hannah montana miley but the arm pit aberration.



OMG, if the pornstars without makeup was not bad enough. This ain't no pro ho and she got zits or herpee looking things all over and just like a brutal pizza faced 14 year old boy. Get some retina!

So, I think we have to live the lie of makeup, just like we all agree to believe women do not poop so the world population will not drop to zero. Women, us men will believe you really look like you do after you go all picasso on yourself with cosmetics. In exchange, you have to take this secret to the grave. Makeup can only be off if it is in complete dark and there is no chance of seeing you before you go apply the mask again in the morning. No one wants to kiss a morning breath woman and no one wants to kiss a woman who looks like she got infected by Cujo.

Repeat after me 3 times in the mirror: Makeup is reality. Then if Candyman does not get you then you can at least enjoy Robert Englund instead of freddy krueger.

 

[BisexualMMA]

Love that Joker!

 

[BisexualMMA]

By the way, even non-Krueger Robert Englund is hiding something underneath...

 

[ThinkGreen]

Not a big fan of girls who wear make up. I think mascara and some lipstick is plenty.

 

[philth]

If she stopped wearing the make-up, her skin would look a lot better naturally.
If you coat your skin in shit all the time, your skin will start to look like shit .. she's a perfect example.

 

[Skip Reming]

If she stopped wearing the make-up, her skin would look a lot better naturally.
If you coat your skin in shit all the time, your skin will start to look like shit .. she's a perfect example.

I have seen plenty of women who wear makeup who did not look like Herpee C. Deville when it was removed. It would have been better for that woman to have a V style lizard face under the makeup.

 

[BisexualMMA]

I have seen plenty of women who wear makeup who did not look like Herpee C. Deville when it was removed. It would have been better for that woman to have a V style lizard face under the makeup.

Half-lizard Diana is still a solid 7.

 

[Mike]

Makeup is amazing for mildly attractive girls, can legit turn a 6 into an 8 or even a 9. Look at Katy Perry for example. Off topic but the blonde girl in the icebreakers commercial that played for me before the video can get it.

 

[Skip Reming]

Makeup is amazing for mildly attractive girls, can legit turn a 6 into an 8 or even a 9. Look at Katy Perry for example. Off topic but the blonde girl in the icebreakers commercial that played for me before the video can get it.

Katy Perry has a face??? or a neck or anything above those magnificent breastesses???

 

[bref]

Why do women wear make up and perfume?



Because they're ugly and they stink.

 

[Plutoburn]

Only siths deals in absolute.

To equate cosmetics with deception is a gross simplification of looking at things. I like to think of makeup to women as spices to food. It is perfectly fine to add spices to dishes to enhance its flavour and perhaps masking some minor imperfections. Just like it's ok for girls to wear makeup to accentuate certain qualities and hide some blemishes. When you start using so much spics that food taste like the spices themselves and not the actual food then you can make a case that it's too much.

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

No amount of makeup is saving those elbows..

 

[Skip Reming]

Only siths deals in absolute.

To equate cosmetics with deception is a gross simplification of looking at things. I like to think of makeup to women as spices to food. It is perfectly fine to add spices to dishes to enhance its flavour and perhaps masking some minor imperfections. Just like it's ok for girls to wear makeup to accentuate certain qualities and hide some blemishes. When you start using so much spics that food taste like the spices themselves and not the actual food then you can make a case that it's too much.

Would you slap spices while having sex with food? Didn't think so.

 

[RetiredSlave]

Find some hippy girls and you longer have to deal with a lie, only some rather honest odors. Its not so bad once you get used to it...

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

Half-lizard Diana is still a solid 7.

Fucking LOL....

 

[odog]

I used to date a girl that worked at a Mac cosmetics store. She was good at using subtle makeup and she still looked fine without it. But some of her coworkers were another story. I went to one of their parties once and the amount of makeup these girls wore was pretty crazy.

On a vaguely related note one of her coworkers was a hot young Chinese lady. She apparently knew Rampage and had photos of her with him at a Mayweather fight.

 

[Handsomebwonderfull]

Want a mind blown?

Look at Lisa Ann without makeup

Still a hot cougar

 

[Katsumi Yamada]

Ignorance is bliss fellas.

Fortunately my fiance only wears eyeliner most days, apart from special occasions.
She looks fine without makeup because she has good skin, just that her Asian eyes look kinda sleepy.
She also wears coloured lenses, so her irises look brown instead of near black.

 

[Katsumi Yamada]

I do find it disturbing when girls refer to their makeup as their "face".

 

[Kardashians]

This ain't no pro ho and she got zits or herpee looking things all over and just like a brutal pizza faced 14 year old boy. Get some retina!

It's only shitty people that feel the need to attack people's appearances like this. Okay, you don't like how she looks naturally, whatever, but you don't have to go in on her like that.

Women, us men will believe you really look like you do after you go all picasso on yourself with cosmetics.

And women think men are idiots. So . . . there's that.
Thanks for confirming! ^______^

In exchange, you have to take this secret to the grave.

Or not date idiot shitty men like yourself. I like that option much better
Or, I suppose, you guys could just grow the fuck up