This thread is about imagination. Let's make some weird ass stories that we all know is absolute bullshit. Here is mine. When I was a kid I had a snake. I would reach into its tank and grab its tail. It didn't like that so it would always try to bite me. One day I reached in and grabbed the tail. When it tried to bite me it missed and bit it's own tail. But it didn't stop there. It began chomping it's way up its body until it finally got to the back of its head. Took one last bite and poof it disappeared. Don't worry it threw itself up about 10 mins later. Your turn sherdog. What stupid ass stories can you come up with?