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  1. Wizzlebiz Wizzlebiz is the Wizziest

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    This thread is about imagination. Let's make some weird ass stories that we all know is absolute bullshit. Here is mine.

    When I was a kid I had a snake. I would reach into its tank and grab its tail. It didn't like that so it would always try to bite me.

    One day I reached in and grabbed the tail. When it tried to bite me it missed and bit it's own tail. But it didn't stop there. It began chomping it's way up its body until it finally got to the back of its head.

    Took one last bite and poof it disappeared.

    Don't worry it threw itself up about 10 mins later.

    Your turn sherdog. What stupid ass stories can you come up with?
     
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    I once clicked this thread.
     
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  4. Wizzlebiz Wizzlebiz is the Wizziest

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    I worked on both Star Trek TNG and DS9. On TNG I was a Pakled on board the ship Modor. I didn't speak but was spotted in several shots. Me to the left. [​IMG]
    Me in the background.
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    I was then able to play a Pakled on DS9 where I had a minor but more prominent role than in TNG.
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  6. Wizzlebiz Wizzlebiz is the Wizziest

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    And next will be your biggest role to date. Butter bean in the revenge of the lard.
     
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  8. Wizzlebiz Wizzlebiz is the Wizziest

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    Friend of mine in young school brought his passport into school one time and said it was his licence to kill, I was mad jealous so I made up some shit about supporting Norwich City because no one else did it was either that or Everton then I hung out with Big Al anf Cavalier Johnson in The Barn in Braintree where Mr C from the Shamen started out like I was gangster in a big black A Team van one time we hit a man with a baseball bat but I was still home in time for Miami Vice.
    Nother time I had to fight 5 punk rockers fur calling a ranga a ho and slashed one with a fishing knife and head to berry it underground but really it just got covered with leaves someone found because its not there now
     
  13. Wizzlebiz Wizzlebiz is the Wizziest

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    I said make up some shit. Not tell us about your life as a sherdogger
     
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    I came up with the slogan "pepsi generation" in an OT thread in 2019. Then time travellers stole the slogan and took it back to the past and pitched it to pepsico, making gazillions.
     
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    I've done both in real life. I feel kind of sad that is a "story" for you.

    Chin up butter cup
     

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