Make The Perfect UFC Circus Card ! ! ! Fun Thread

BOTTICELLI

MMA SUPERFAN/POSTER
Platinum Member
Joined
Nov 2, 2006
Messages
5,313
Reaction score
1,596
Forget about athletic commissions, weight classes, skill sets and lets make the biggest (Imaginary) circus card in the UFC as possible:

Here is my main card:

Paris Hilton vs Nicole Richie (WMMA)
Michael Jai White vs Platinum Mike Perry
Tom Cruise vs Justin Beiber
Chuck vs Tito IV
Brock Lesnar vs Fedor
Co-Main Event- Stephan A Smith vs Joe Rogan
Main Event- Dana White vs Oscar De La Hoya
 
Kbob vs Mayweather
 
"Paris Hilton vs Nicole Richie (WMMA)"

Sounds awful!! Not tits or ass at all!!!
 
imgres
 
Donald Trump vs Obama
Ben Shapiro vs Nate Diaz
Jon Jones vs Mike Tyson
Mcgregor vs Demian Maia
 
Francis Ngannou vs. Matt Hughes
B J Penn vs. Randomly Chosen Audience Member
Amanda Nunes vs. Meryl Streep
Clay Guida vs. Prime Baboon
 
Back
Top