Make a Haiku, Guess the Fighter

[SkinnyWhiteGuy]

Just have the burger!
Oh god, I hate cutting weight
Refrigerator

 

[SkinnyWhiteGuy]

My legend endures
I arm-barred a giant man
Ice cream is the best

 

[BOTTICELLI]

Sniffing Some Chickin
Incredulous As Ever
Beat Dem All But One​

 

[victorious_ian]

Death takes your babies
I kill bear with fork and knife
Eyes burn into your soul

 

[Coconutwater]

Mark Kerr
Excellent ! ! !

Right!

 

[Coconutwater]

Death takes your babies
I kill bear with fork and knife
Eyes burn into your soul

?

 

[Willek]

I love how nobody answers them and just does their own.

 

[Paradigm]

Death takes your babies
I kill bear with fork and knife
Eyes burn into your soul

?

I love how nobody answers them and just does their own.

Most of these are too easy. I could pretty much answer most of this thread but don't want to be that guy. Better to try to come up with some obscure shit to stump people.

I mean...if you put stuff that fighters famously said ("you still here, pussy?") or blatantly obvious physical characteristics (blue and white ice shorts, etc) in it, it's not very challenging.

I think it's even better to use a haiku to describe a specific situation (like the one someone did with the Greg Jackson quote after the Machida sub by JBJ).

 

[Codpiece]

Sniffing Some Chickin
Incredulous As Ever
Beat Dem All But One​

Pretty easy but a great poem

 

[Codpiece]

I love how nobody answers them and just does their own.

Some are pretty tough,mto be fair

 

[SkinnyWhiteGuy]

Grenade neck tattoo
I beat up porn stars for fun
Can't wait for ass rape

 

[Codpiece]

Grenade neck tattoo
I beat up porn stars for fun
Can't wait for ass rape

Lol War Machine

 

[SkinnyWhiteGuy]

Most say I am goat
I once had a floppy leg
Doc, I can't get hard

 

[ripsta619]

Steroids won't help him
God damn he kicked my ass
Give me his money

 

[Paradigm]

Grenade neck tattoo
I beat up porn stars for fun
Can't wait for ass rape

Lol War Machine

See...that's too descriptive already. Shoulda somehow made reference to Christy Mack saying he couldn't even get his dick up when trying to rape her. Mention the pizza box and small amount of cash in the hotel room when he was caught, etc...

Something like this:

Legal name changer
Pizza and small sum of cash
Viagra would help

 

[SkinnyWhiteGuy]

This one should be a lot more difficult than my previous ones. Good luck, sherbros!

Office prostitute
I need my pacifier
Never turn your back

 

[Paradigm]

This one should be a lot more difficult than my previous ones. Good luck, sherbros!

Office prostitute
I need my pacifier
Never turn your back

BJ Penn???

 

[Psychedelic]

That ain't a haiku, bruh.

It's still a haiku to me, goddamit !

 

[SkinnyWhiteGuy]

Letter after "M"
Some say that they are greedy
Number of items

 

[SkinnyWhiteGuy]

BJ Penn???

Nope, good luck!