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Major injuries you had as a kid.

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  1. CastletonSnob Green Belt

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    What was the worst injury you ever had as a kid?

    When I was a kid, I touched the hot part of a gas heater and got 3rd degree burns.
     
  2. M4rk Brown Belt

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    Almost lost an eye after smashing a glass bottle that had had its lid on after a bonfire.
     
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  3. Satanical Eve Cro Cop's Left Leg Platinum Member

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    On the upside if that did happen you get to wear an eyepatch and talk like a pirate
     
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    Nothing to crucial just the usual bumps bruise's and broken bones
     
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  5. M4rk Brown Belt

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    I have to go back
     
  6. Cpt Migraine Never out of likes..

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    Took out acl, ligament and meniscus in my right knee..
     
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    Got knocked out wrecking a bike going downhill. If I remember correctly it cracked the main bar on the bike and my helmet. I was ten so I'm not sure how much is real after all these years.
     
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  8. Tone C Gold Belt

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    Hmm.

    Slipped and smashed my eyebrow onto the edge of a radiator. Needed 6 stitches. My mother fainted in the ER.

    Cycling to work, chain came off , I went over the front of the bike , smashed my front teeth out , ripped chunks out of my face , cut open my nose , inside of mouth , lips and forehead.
     
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    Broke my collarbone, elbow and wrist falling off a balcony at my aunts house. The elbow was a severe compound fracture that had me in traction for about a month. While in traction I got an infection that almost resulted in me needing to have my arm amputated.

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  10. heavyarms21 Ryozanpaku Belt

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    I broke my wrist after landing awkwardly trying to do a back flip off of a swing. We didn't have health insurance and were pretty poor so my neighbor reset the bone , I was 6.
     
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    Damn. That's awful, bro. Do you remember much of it?
     
  12. sweetviolenturg Silver Belt Professional Fighter

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    Ouch. That's brutal.
     
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    When I was really young, say 4 or 5, I tried to jump over a chain that marked a walking path/line while on a vacation trip with family.

    I ate shit and cracked my head open.

    I have absolutely zero memory of this or of the trip at all.

    Probably no long term damage. But I got to say sometimes I wonder if it played a part in how fuckded up I am
     
  14. sweetviolenturg Silver Belt Professional Fighter

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    My worst injuries were tipping over my stroller & splitting my chin open when I was a baby & falling off a slide & spraining my wrist when I was six. Nothing major.
     
  15. Mr. Fixit Green Belt

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    Thankfully I don't.

    It was a month after my 2nd birthday so way too early to remember anything about it.
     
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    i fell out of a tree and broke my arm when i was 10
     
  17. sweetviolenturg Silver Belt Professional Fighter

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    Well, that's good. That had to be a miserable experience.
     
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    beginning of 4th grade. We put a mattress on the floor. I went to jump off the couch and flip onto the mattress... just landed on my head. Couldn't move. Sprained my neck.

    1st night in the hospital I had to puke and called the nurse. Just as she was getting the puke bowl to me I barfed all over her and my jammies... then the replacement jammies sucked and were way too small.
    Then I slept with a brick covered by a thin sheet on both sides of my head forever.
    Then I get to wear a neckbrace for ever and go to school.

    Oh, when I was like 2 we had our dog on the chain and he walked around and around me then a bee stung him and the little fucker freaked out and the chain broke my thigh bone.
     
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    Another thing that goes along with it, is when I finally got home I fell down and hit the back of my head because the cast was heavy. I ended up needing 12 stitches. My mom brought me to the same emergency room to get them and she told me years later that the doctors wanted to call the police on her because they thought she was abusing me.

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    You are still in a coma and everything you are experiencing is a dream
     
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