Madonna why art thou ugly?

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  1. J-Garden

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    The frog eyed gap toothed old lady is on my TV, these things shouldn't happen to me
     
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    if you had only seen her 20 years ago. she was BAD then.
     
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    she has great tits
     
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    the abs kick ass also :D
     
  5. Tiki

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    Fuck, I'd slip my dick in her, no questions asked. May never get my dick back, but hey, I already have 2 kids, so I don't need it anymore.
     
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    she is like 40 now right?
     
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    you guys jest, her face is so wide it looks like her eyes aren't on speaking terms.....
     
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    shes what 44?
     
  9. Tiki

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    She's around 40 or so, which means she's not too much older than me, and fuck me but she has a tight body. Yeah, no doubt, I'd fuck her.
     
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    not pretty...but the body is sweet!
     
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    Okay i'll be honest, if i came home to find her saying take me J-Garden take me right now big boy, i'd nail her, that doesn't mean i'm labouring under the misaprehension she is attractive..
     
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    Exactly!!!
     
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    But she would be looking for the cheesgrater chair with the dildo on it ;) :p
     
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    yeah okay, i don't detract any of my earlier statements she is ugly but i would nail her, i was hoping someone would acknowledge the fact she is a boot, but you would nail her for the sake of it
     
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    hell yes she is fugly and your dam skippy id put it in her
     
  16. J-Garden

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    okay this leads me to a new thread....
     
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    are you posting it now?
     
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    just replied!
     
  20. I.J.S.

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    you know who i thought was ugly for a long time until that hella good song was Gewn Steffani. as for Modonna she was hot then hell when she was younger
     

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