Mad lib Conor vs Khabib walkout (don't cheat)

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  1. King Pun**

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    Fill out your answers then fill in the spoiler
    1. noun
    2. verb (-ing)
    3. noun (plural)
    4. adjective
    5. adverb
    6. verb (-ing)
    7. noun
    8. verb ending in s
    9. adverb
    10. verb ending in s
    11. noun
    12. adjective (ly)

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    McGregor has just entered the (1.). The crowd is (2.) in excitement. Irish (3.) are waved by the crowd. The (4.) Conor McGregor is now approaching the referee. McGregor is cleared. He (5.) circles the Octagon waiting for Khabib.

    Khabib's walkout song plays. He is (6.) a furry hat technically called a (7.). Security (8.) a guy that just tried to steal it. Khabib has made his way down to the referee. He (9.) removes his clothes and (10.) each of teammates for good luck. Khabib is cleared. He steps into the Octogon and stares McGregor right in the (11.). Every thing else is (12.) identical.
     
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    ps- i loved madlibs growing up. i still have a few books.
     
  4. King Pun**

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    Thanks man! I am using yours as a base for clarification on a few of the fill ins.
     
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    Weird thread
     
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    McGregor has just entered the Schoolyard. The crowd is dripping in excitement. Irish twats are waved by the crowd. The furious Conor McGregor is now approaching the referee. McGregor is cleared. He quickly circles the Octagon waiting for Khabib.

    Khabib's walkout song plays. He is fucking a furry hat technically called a bear. Security applauds a guy that just tried to steal it. Khabib has made his way down to the referee. He seductively removes his clothes and assaults each of teammates for good luck. Khabib is cleared. He steps into the Octogon and stares McGregor right in the pussy. Every thing else is frighteningly identical.
     
  9. jeff7b9

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    McGregor has just entered the McNuggett The crowd is pounding in excitement. Irish left butt cheeks are waved by the crowd. The thick solid tight Conor McGregor is now approaching the referee. McGregor is cleared. He rapidly circles the Octagon waiting for Khabib.

    Khabib's walkout song plays. He is busting a furry hat technically called a nut. Security slams a guy that just tried to steal it. Khabib has made his way down to the referee. He slowly removes his clothes and explodes each of teammates for good luck. Khabib is cleared. He steps into the Octogon and stares McGregor right in the ass. Every thing else is retardedly identical.
     
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  10. Medulla Omoplata

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    1. Fucker
    2. Fucking
    3. Fuckers
    4. Fucky
    5. Quickly
    6. Fucking
    7. Fucker
    8. Fucks
    9. Slowly
    10. Fucks
    11. Fucker
    12. Beautifully

    McGregor has just entered the fucker. The crowd is fucking in excitement. Irish fuckers are waved by the crowd. The fucky Conor McGregor is now approaching the referee. McGregor is cleared. He quickly circles the Octagon waiting for Khabib.

    Khabib's walkout song plays. He is fucking a furry hat technically called a fucker. Security fucks a guy that just tried to steal it. Khabib has made his way down to the referee. He slowly removes his clothes and fucks each of teammates for good luck. Khabib is cleared. He steps into the Octogon and stares McGregor right in the fucker. Every thing else is beautifully identical.

    <{walkerwhut}>
     
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  13. Medulla Omoplata

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    Like you wouldn't pay $60 to watch that PPV.
     
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  15. Sweater of AV

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    Nice thread idea.

    banana
    reading
    cups
    shiny
    handily
    licking
    lamp
    picks
    lustfully
    kicks
    boat
    tingly


    McGregor has just entered the banana. The crowd is reading in excitement. Irish cups are waved by the crowd. The shiny Conor McGregor is now approaching the referee. McGregor is cleared. He handily circles the Octagon waiting for Khabib.

    Khabib's walkout song plays. He is licking a furry hat technically called a lamp. Security picks a guy that just tried to steal it. Khabib has made his way down to the referee. He lustfully removes his clothes and kicks each of teammates for good luck. Khabib is cleared. He steps into the Octogon and stares McGregor right in the boat. Every thing else is tingly identical.

    <Fedor23>
     
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    I like your thread idea TS.
     
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  17. jeff7b9

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    As long as Khabib gets in the octagon and fights Conor he can fuck whoever he wants for his prefight ritual, then yes I will pay $69 (it hurts me to type that... maybe I'll go the the bar).

    That would be one way to headfuck McGregor that no one would see coming.
     
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    McGregor has just entered the dumpster. The crowd is wrestling in excitement. Irish cans are waved by the crowd. The shitty Conor McGregor is now approaching the referee. McGregor is cleared. He nervously circles the Octagon waiting for Khabib.

    Khabib's walkout song plays. He is feeling a furry hat technically called a motorboat. Security grips a guy that just tried to steal it. Khabib has made his way down to the referee. He carefully removes his clothes and blows each of teammates for good luck. Khabib is cleared. He steps into the Octagon and stares McGregor right in the mug. Every thing else is magically identical.

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