Mackenzie Dern is a Genius! Carefully Analyzes Why She Missed Weight

[Pitier of Fools]

She did a lot of searching as to why she missed weight, and found out that the reason was....





...her DIET! When asked about it at the post fight press conference, she had this to say.

"I can tell you 10,000 excuses, but I really believe that what happened with my weight was way back months ago in my last fight. I think it's my diet."

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[Arm Barbarian]

She did a lot of searching as to why she missed weight, and found out that the reason was....

 

[BC]

T H I C C

 

[Pitier of Fools]

Did she eat an 8 lb burrito?

Several.

 

[BrookinsFan]

Mackenzie Dernisaur needs ta start eating like an herbivore

EDIT: Am only now seeing the tied-up female ass portraits in the background. lolwut

 

[Kumason]

She is very smart.Could she actually be right though?Usually it takes someone from the outside looking in to analyze a problem this deep and hard to see.

 

[rollinguillotin]

 

[MUSTANG!]

T H I C C

F A T

 

[IrritatedTomcat]

She did a lot of searching as to why she missed weight, and found out that the reason was....





...her DIET! When asked about it at the post fight press conference, she had this to say.

"I can tell you 10,000 excuses, but I really believe that what happened with my weight was way back months ago in my last fight. I think it's my diet."

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[IrritatedTomcat]

F A T

Lmao at these guys on here mistaking fat for thicc... thicc is curvy without all the cellulite that Dern has lol

 

[kenetics]

It was her diet and her not training as much as she needs to.

 

[Rouseys Pillow]

What a complete idiot.

She reeks of being an amateur. Just "found out" it was her diet.

ABC should have declined the fight right then and there. Would have left a sour taste for her actions. But tough spot because she would be losing out on her payday as well.

UFC set her up to lose anyway, she would have spoiled both parties but knowing the UFC, they probably would have cut her.

 

[jk7707]

There is literally no excuse for being that much over weight and still being able to fight

 

[kazam]

fatty gonna fat

 

[Ken Oath]

T H I C C

D I A B E T E S

H E A R T D I S E A S E

 

[JustOnce]

She did a lot of searching as to why she missed weight, and found out that the reason was....





...her DIET! When asked about it at the post fight press conference, she had this to say.

"I can tell you 10,000 excuses, but I really believe that what happened with my weight was way back months ago in my last fight. I think it's my diet."

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She's so unprofessional it's kinda disgusting.

She's hot though.

 

[Kingz]

Some redhead told her these crappy Swedish power bars made her lose a bunch of weight

 

[HEADSTONES]

Did she eat an 8 lb burrito?

No, only a two pound burrito. The remaining excess weight was because she borrowed Cyborg’s six pound bikini.

 

[Fstepp]

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[Hotora86]

Because she ate too much?
Just guessing.