Loser in Thailand

Shit happens, no use getting upset over it and certainly no need to take it personal as you don't even know each other.
 
When a hooker stands you up you know you got problems.
 
She's a Thai hooker lmao, 99.9% chance she's got a bigger dick than you, consider yourself lucky "she" stood you up
 
EJAXXX said:
When a hooker stands you up you know you got problems.
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shit, that's not the worst... I got turned down 5 times in one night at Soi Cowboy in Bangkok.
Was about to jump off my hotel balcony on the 12th floor lol
 
Monopoly said:
Right? Time to think about your life.
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Thinking might not be his strong point. I don't recommend it.
kingkokong said:
shit, that's not the worst... I got turned down 5 times in one night at Soi Cowboy in Bangkok.
Was about to jump off my hotel balcony on the 12th floor lol
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How does a hooker, that you pay money for, turn you down?
 
kingkokong said:
You only pay them when you get the sex...sometimes waving cash in front of them does fuck all
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I obviously know nothing about thai hookers.... I thought a wad of cash got pretty much anything into bed nowadays.
 
EJAXXX said:
Thinking might not be his strong point. I don't recommend it.


How does a hooker, that you pay money for, turn you down?
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it happened to a friend of mine. a bunch of them went to a brothel, and one of the hookers told him "not with you, you're ugly and your head is huge". he started yelling insults at her, but he obviously got destroyed in that exchange. plus the rest of friends laughed their asses off and told everyone the next day. for an insecure guy who constantly needs to brag about something, that must have been devastating.
 
lapollarecords said:
it happened to a friend of mine. a bunch of them went to a brothel, and one of the hookers told him "not with you, you're ugly and your head is huge". he started yelling insults at her, but he obviously got destroyed in that exchange. plus the rest of friends laughed their asses off and told everyone the next day. for an insecure guy who constantly needs to brag about something, that must have been devastating.
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Lol, that's great. He'll never forget that chick.
 
EJAXXX said:
I obviously know nothing about thai hookers.... I thought a wad of cash got pretty much anything into bed nowadays.
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That's what I thought, but some are fussy if they're too pretty or have some other dumb shmuck on the side offering more, like taking them out of Thailand, marriage etc
 
lapollarecords said:
it happened to a friend of mine. a bunch of them went to a brothel, and one of the hookers told him "not with you, you're ugly and your head is huge". he started yelling insults at her, but he obviously got destroyed in that exchange. plus the rest of friends laughed their asses off and told everyone the next day. for an insecure guy who constantly needs to brag about something, that must have been devastating.
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LOL shit how brutal! I'm a bit fugly myself, but at least the girls that turn me down have been polite
 
kingkokong said:
That's what I thought, but some are fussy if they're too pretty or have some other dumb shmuck on the side offering more, like taking them out of Thailand, marriage etc
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Try Dominican Republic some time, I was swatting hookers away like flys down there... They swarm on anything and everything there.
 
EJAXXX said:
Try Dominican Republic some time, I was swatting hookers away like flys down there... They swarm on anything and everything there.
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Nice suggestion bro! Just hitted up google images on the women down there ...;)
 
You're training for a fight without enforcing celibacy during the period? I am not pleased, my young Padawan.
 
kingkokong said:
shit, that's not the worst... I got turned down 5 times in one night at Soi Cowboy in Bangkok.
Was about to jump off my hotel balcony on the 12th floor lol
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Lol
 
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