Looks like the UFC is wishing us a Merry Christmas

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On the sixth day of Christmas
The Dana gave to me:
Six Lay and Praying
Five Golden Belts
Four Adelaide Byrds
Three Failed Drug Tests
Two title fights
And a Pull-out From an Injury
On the seventh day if Christmas, the Dana gave to me...

On the seventh day of Christmas The Dana gave to me:

Seven figure Fedor contract signing
Six Lay and Prayings
Five Golden Belts
Four Adelaide Byrds
Three Failed Drug Tests
Two title fights
And a Pull-out From an Injury
On the eighth day of Christmas, the Dana gave to me....

 

[Flash_Monsta]

On the seventh day of Christmas The Dana gave to me:

Seven figure Fedor contract signing
Six Lay and Prayings
Five Golden Belts
Four Adelaide Byrds
Three Failed Drug Tests
Two title fights
And a Pull-out From an Injury
On the eighth day of Christmas, the Dana gave to me....

On the eighth day of Christmas The Dana gave to me:

Eight medical suspensions
Seven figure Fedor contract signing
Six Lay and Prayings
Five Golden Belts
Four Adelaide Byrds
Three Failed Drug Tests
Two title fights
And a Pull-out From an Injury

On the ninth day of Christmas, the Dana gave to me..

 

[dildos]

Three failed drug tests,
Two title fights,
And a pull-out from an injury!
On the fourth day if Christmas, the Dana gave to me...

you god damn mother fucker just better not have gone and jinxed it.

 

[octagon888]

you guys are so entertaining. you all complete me.

 

[stevenseagle]

Hell no

 

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[Marc Trottier]

Legit laughed out loud.

Glad I could deliver

With the head start I gave...I thought it was going to twelve for sure.