Look In Your Crystal Ball, What Kind of Changes Do You See After China Buys The UFC??

[Arkain2K]

I'll start off with a few predictions of my own

- Fighter portraits on the TUF gym's wall to be replaced with posters of Mao Zedong' lifting weight.

- Ring girls to change their uniform to qipao (like Chun Li's).

- Red/Blue corners to be replaced with Red/Yellow corners.

- Goldie's commentaries and Bruce Buffer's intros to include random references to the glorious Revolution.

- The first row of seats around the Octagon is now reserved for government officials and their families, not Hollywood celebrities.

- The annual Fighters Summit to include a chapter on "A Brief History of the Communist Party".

- The official energy drink of the UFC is switched from Xyience to some kind of Ginseng juice.

- No more cards in Japan.

 

[GusLost]

Nate Diaz does a post fight interview where he accuses McGregor of "disrespecting his famiry"

 

[Bend NvR Break]

Asian fighters stop getting hyped up just to get crushed

 

[JosephTessaro]

Fighters are paid in Yuan and wear Reebok knock offs.

 

[Phronimos]

More rice.

 

[Large Hound 77]

The octagon only has a letter box view

 

[BM43]

- Ben Askren gets signed, viewership tanks to the point where Zuffa buys it back for pennies.
- everything else winds up like that episode of American Dad where the show was sold to China.

 

[Striderx5]

No more beer sponsorships.