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  1. FyrFytr998 Dig Your Way Out (2021)

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    That marriage was bound for divorce from its inception, by virtue of the fact that the chick started off with “I never cared about marriage….”. She had no business tying the knot to begin with. To her it was just a formality. That’s not how successful marriages work. And the dude sounds like a typical douche bag incapable of following simple requests. He probably posts here.

    I would explain why you never been married experts are wrong per the usual, but I’d get more understanding from a wall.
     
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    Nothing to stop him from eating it afterwards... bonus points if he licks it off her face.
     
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    The guy was a douchebag for doing that. Fuck him.
     
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    I hope we can have an entire section of Sherdog for responses to advice columns
     
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    What kind of retard tradition is this?
     
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    They both sound like assholes
     
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    I wonder if tradition was followed and her dad paid for the wedding?

    If so, and they got divorced a month later, I'd be absolutely fucking pissed that I wasted all that money.
     
  9. elwani Instigate, dominate, annihilate

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    There should be an entire section where Sherdog gives advice to those who seek our collective wisdom
     
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    life never takes those who don't take it seriously. your tale is a joke.
     
  11. listrahtes Black Belt

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    Would also be my guess. Classic attention seeking with lies.
     
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    "So I Married a Fratboy"
     
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    I don't blame her. If he's gonna show disrespect at the wedding and make her look like a fool on her own wedding day, then it's probably a bad sign of things to come.
     
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    there must be more to this story. you dont propose to an evil woman. or do you? i dont know anymore, this world is crazy
     
  15. I Am Legion Silver Belt

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    He should have never done that. He should have waited until the wedding night and spackled her face the right way. If she complained over that, annulment.
     
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    Accepting the divorce is the best choice he can make.
     
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  20. elwani Instigate, dominate, annihilate

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    Maybe that’s the whole purpose of this tradition, so that the groom can test how the bride will respond when the real spackling comes, with one last chance to step back if the desired response is not achieved
     
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