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Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by elwani, Jan 13, 2022 at 9:20 PM.

  1. elwani Instigate, dominate, annihilate

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    IMO it was worth it

    I got married just before Christmas and am hoping to be divorced or annulled by the end of January. Obviously, that wasn’t the plan originally, but …

    I never cared about getting married, but I wasn’t opposed to it. So when my boyfriend proposed in 2020, we decided to go for it. We each took on about half the responsibility for organizing the wedding, but I think I was pretty reasonable about compromise when he really wanted something. My only hard-and-fast rule was that he would not rub cake in my face at the reception.

    Being a reasonable man who knows me well, he didn’t. Instead, he grabbed me by the back of the head and shoved my head down into it. It was planned since the cake was DESTROYED, and he had a bunch of cupcakes as backup.

    I left. Next day I told him we were done. I am standing by that. The thing is that over the holidays EVERYONE has gotten together to tell me I should give him a second chance. That I am overreacting because of my issues (I am VERY claustrophobic after a car accident years ago, and I absolutely panicked at being shoved into a cake and held there). That I love him (even though right now I don’t feel that at all), he loves me, and that means not giving up at the first hurdle. I don’t want to, but everyone is so united and confident in their assurance I am making a terrible mistake that I wonder if they are right.​

    https://slate.com/human-interest/2022/01/dear-prudence-wedding-stunt-goodbye.html
     
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  2. xhaydenx Black Belt

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    Pics of the divorce papers?
     
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  5. Brandon Wilson Amateur Fighter

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    Guy sounds like a complete douche nozzle. If that's a true story, she's better off with out him.
     
  6. JSN Plutonium Belt

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    Sounds extremely real.
     
  7. dc007 mr. white belt

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    Good thing she’s not dating me because she’d be choked on my dick
     
  8. Contempt black belt in couch-fu

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    Sounds like the guy dodged a bullet there. If she's that fragile and willing to give up on a relationship, it's better to find out now.

    Annulment for the win.
     
  9. Zinger Potato Belt

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    Damn, what a manchild.
     
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  10. MeatWagon06 Biting on feints

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    Yuck. What a weird site you read articles on.
     
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  11. Jesus X Jesus X Loved BBW, he died doing what he loved.

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    Bitch sounds toxic AF saved the guy some future drama.
     
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  12. Jesus X Jesus X Loved BBW, he died doing what he loved.

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  13. JimmyKey v1.6 White Belt

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  14. Law Talkin’ Guy The Worm

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    I can pretty much guarantee this chick doesn’t give head.
     
  15. Jack Reacheround Titanium Belt

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    If I’m being totally honest, I think they’re both douche nozzles. They deserve each other.
     
  16. Alphaboy Gold Belt

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    People treat marriage like dating. A divorce should be a reluctant, last option, not done frivolously like changing your Facebook status.

    What's wrong with some people?
     
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  17. Danger Dave Covid cant make it past my 2% alcohol body shield. Double Yellow Card

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    are you a woman?
     
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  18. mb23100 Steel Belt

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    Honestly that guys sounds like an asshole.
     
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    These kinds of values are becoming a thing of the past
     
  20. Contempt black belt in couch-fu

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    Dating... only with a massive incentive of cash and prizes if the woman decides to leave.
     
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