LOL....here come the Facebook video ads

[Earthbounder]

Master Zucker is on a roll. Lately he wants to turn your smartphone into a Facephone with the Home app, now you are geting auto-playing video ads.

http://news.cnet.com/8301-1023_3-57579810-93/facebook-reportedly-wants-$1-million-for-each-video-ad/


"Would you spend $1 million for a video ad on Facebook?
That's allegedly what the popular network is aiming to squeeze out of advertisers when it starts rolling out video ads sometime this summer, says a story today in Ad Age.
Citing information from one "executive briefed on the product," Ad Age reported that the video ads would carry a price tag upwards of $1 million, run for no longer than 15 seconds, and be scheduled so that no Facebook user sees more than three such ads per day."



I wonder how long before they roll out an option for ad-free Facebook via monthly subscription?

 

[El Chimpo]

its getting ridiculous ...might delete mine soon

 

[MrBoombastic]

I've noticed I only have a facebook because it's convenient for pictures. But I realize all of those pictures kinda suck. It's time to kill this beast...

 

[Earthbounder]

Facebook is how they are trying to turn the internet into television.

 

[...El Ray]

I rarely log on to fb. I don't need to let my e-friends know when I'm going to the gym..

 

[0vary hugger**]

Drop FB guys,just feeding the tech gigantry.

Spoiler

gigantry is not a word i know

 

[Metal_Daze]

People who disregard Facebook are people who don't pick up girls on a regular basis. Let's be honest here, Facebook is the largest, most extended girl repertory available to human kind. If you're not on Facebook, you don't fuck at all or you always fuck the same girl.

The only way you can console yourself is by laughing at people who spend lots of time on Facebook. Yes, I spend 1-2 hours a day on Facebook. Go ahead, laugh at me. I pick up 3-4 different girls each month and I'm 37 years old, no big job, no car, very few money. I only have my Facebook persona and my irrepressible charm.

In the real world (bars, shows or public event), I wouldn't be able to keep up the pace and pick up girls. I can't afford to pay drinks for a whole night or invite girls to expensive restaurant. On Facebook, all the preliminaries are virtual and you get inside girl's head (and pants) before spending any money. Next thing you know she's thinking about you, messaging you and preparing her bedroom for when you'll come over.

I consider Facebook as the greatest invention of this century. I haven't picked up so many girls since my College days and I was an animal back then. Go ahead, laugh at my Facebook addiction. I can't hear you right now, you know what I'm doing...

 

[PRIDEWASBETTER]

People who disregard Facebook are people who don't pick up girls on a regular basis. Let's be honest here, Facebook is the largest, most extended girl repertory available to human kind. If you're not on Facebook, you don't fuck at all or you always fuck the same girl.

The only way you can console yourself is by laughing at people who spend lots of time on Facebook. Yes, I spend 1-2 hours a day on Facebook. Go ahead, laugh at me. I pick up 3-4 different girls each month and I'm 37 years old, no big job, no car, very few money. I only have my Facebook persona and my irrepressible charm.

In the real world (bars, shows or public event), I wouldn't be able to keep up the pace and pick up girls. I can't afford to pay drinks for a whole night or invite girls to expensive restaurant. On Facebook, all the preliminaries are virtual and you get inside girl's head (and pants) before spending any money. Next thing you know she's thinking about you, messaging you and preparing her bedroom for when you'll come over.

I consider Facebook as the greatest invention of this century. I haven't picked up so many girls since my College days and I was an animal back then. Go ahead, laugh at my Facebook addiction. I can't hear you right now, you know what I'm doing...

...posting on Sherdog?

 

[cOugAr_LIbRe_85]

People who disregard Facebook are people who don't pick up girls on a regular basis. Let's be honest here, Facebook is the largest, most extended girl repertory available to human kind. If you're not on Facebook, you don't fuck at all or you always fuck the same girl.

The only way you can console yourself is by laughing at people who spend lots of time on Facebook. Yes, I spend 1-2 hours a day on Facebook. Go ahead, laugh at me. I pick up 3-4 different girls each month and I'm 37 years old, no big job, no car, very few money. I only have my Facebook persona and my irrepressible charm.

In the real world (bars, shows or public event), I wouldn't be able to keep up the pace and pick up girls. I can't afford to pay drinks for a whole night or invite girls to expensive restaurant. On Facebook, all the preliminaries are virtual and you get inside girl's head (and pants) before spending any money. Next thing you know she's thinking about you, messaging you and preparing her bedroom for when you'll come over.

I consider Facebook as the greatest invention of this century. I haven't picked up so many girls since my College days and I was an animal back then. Go ahead, laugh at my Facebook addiction. I can't hear you right now, you know what I'm doing...

CLASSIC overcompensation. who touched you as a child?

 

[MrBoombastic]

...posting on Sherdog?

CLASSIC overcompensation. who touched you as a child?

You have sex with prostitutes don't lie.

BAH-BAM!!!

 

[gotBooched]

People who disregard Facebook are people who don't pick up girls on a regular basis. Let's be honest here, Facebook is the largest, most extended girl repertory available to human kind. If you're not on Facebook, you don't fuck at all or you always fuck the same girl.

The only way you can console yourself is by laughing at people who spend lots of time on Facebook. Yes, I spend 1-2 hours a day on Facebook. Go ahead, laugh at me. I pick up 3-4 different girls each month and I'm 37 years old, no big job, no car, very few money. I only have my Facebook persona and my irrepressible charm.

In the real world (bars, shows or public event), I wouldn't be able to keep up the pace and pick up girls. I can't afford to pay drinks for a whole night or invite girls to expensive restaurant. On Facebook, all the preliminaries are virtual and you get inside girl's head (and pants) before spending any money. Next thing you know she's thinking about you, messaging you and preparing her bedroom for when you'll come over.

I consider Facebook as the greatest invention of this century. I haven't picked up so many girls since my College days and I was an animal back then. Go ahead, laugh at my Facebook addiction. I can't hear you right now, you know what I'm doing...

ha. are you kidding?

i 'disregard' facebook because i have no interest in knowing what people do all day, every day. i don't care about their kids. and i certainly don't like telling them what i'm doing all the time.

so i think you can include "people that value privacy and real human interaction" in your little treatment there.

 

[jefferz]

People who disregard Facebook are people who don't pick up girls on a regular basis. Let's be honest here, Facebook is the largest, most extended girl repertory available to human kind. If you're not on Facebook, you don't fuck at all or you always fuck the same girl.

The only way you can console yourself is by laughing at people who spend lots of time on Facebook. Yes, I spend 1-2 hours a day on Facebook. Go ahead, laugh at me. I pick up 3-4 different girls each month and I'm 37 years old, no big job, no car, very few money. I only have my Facebook persona and my irrepressible charm.

In the real world (bars, shows or public event), I wouldn't be able to keep up the pace and pick up girls. I can't afford to pay drinks for a whole night or invite girls to expensive restaurant. On Facebook, all the preliminaries are virtual and you get inside girl's head (and pants) before spending any money. Next thing you know she's thinking about you, messaging you and preparing her bedroom for when you'll come over.

I consider Facebook as the greatest invention of this century. I haven't picked up so many girls since my College days and I was an animal back then. Go ahead, laugh at my Facebook addiction. I can't hear you right now, you know what I'm doing...

So you fuck filthy whores then.

 

[RoryFan]

People who disregard Facebook are people who don't pick up girls on a regular basis. Let's be honest here, Facebook is the largest, most extended girl repertory available to human kind. If you're not on Facebook, you don't fuck at all or you always fuck the same girl.

100% untrue.

 

[Scerpi]

Facebook is dying... almost dead.

My wife is a facebook whore, she'll admit it. Kid's pictures, activity updates, etc. She loves it. Our friends like her posts because she is so charismatic and funny. They tell us she's the main reason they check facebook, basically entertainment value.

However....

None of my friends post anymore or very rarely
Our teenage son has no interest in Facebook... NONE
95% of the posts in my wife's wall are from "LIKED" pages, not real people
95% of the responses to her posts are from 5 or 6 of friends

It was a great ride Mark Z. So impressive what he accomplished with Facebook.

This is what happens when you try fix something that isn't broken.

 

[TheQu**]

They have to make money somehow.

 

[osudude]

People who disregard Facebook are people who don't pick up girls on a regular basis. Let's be honest here, Facebook is the largest, most extended girl repertory available to human kind. If you're not on Facebook, you don't fuck at all or you always fuck the same girl.

The only way you can console yourself is by laughing at people who spend lots of time on Facebook. Yes, I spend 1-2 hours a day on Facebook. Go ahead, laugh at me. I pick up 3-4 different girls each month and I'm 37 years old, no big job, no car, very few money. I only have my Facebook persona and my irrepressible charm.

In the real world (bars, shows or public event), I wouldn't be able to keep up the pace and pick up girls. I can't afford to pay drinks for a whole night or invite girls to expensive restaurant. On Facebook, all the preliminaries are virtual and you get inside girl's head (and pants) before spending any money. Next thing you know she's thinking about you, messaging you and preparing her bedroom for when you'll come over.

I consider Facebook as the greatest invention of this century. I haven't picked up so many girls since my College days and I was an animal back then. Go ahead, laugh at my Facebook addiction. I can't hear you right now, you know what I'm doing...

Are we supposed to be impressed? Because we aren't.

 

[Satsui Ryu]

Facebook is dying... almost dead.

My wife is a facebook whore, she'll admit it. Kid's pictures, activity updates, etc. She loves it. Our friends like her posts because she is so charismatic and funny. They tell us she's the main reason they check facebook, basically entertainment value.

However....

None of my friends post anymore or very rarely
Our teenage son has no interest in Facebook... NONE
95% of the posts in my wife's wall are from "LIKED" pages, not real people
95% of the responses to her posts are from 5 or 6 of friends

It was a great ride Mark Z. So impressive what he accomplished with Facebook.

This is what happens when you try fix something that isn't broken.

I think everyone just bailed to Instagram; which I think is ten times more obnoxious than FB. At least with FB it can be justified as a way to communicate with people who maybe difficult to keep up with otherwise. Instagram is strictly "Hey look at me!!!!"

 

[Fanu]

facebook can include popup ads for all i care

just use ad blocker as any sane person

if that isnt enough (for example you want to get rid of textual ads in gmail or youtube ads) use scripts with tapermonkey/greasemonkey

so, why still care about ads on the internet?

 

[Lustercross]

facebook can include popup ads for all i care

just use ad blocker as any sane person

if that isnt enough (for example you want to get rid of textual ads in gmail or youtube ads) use scripts with tapermonkey/greasemonkey

so, why still care about ads on the internet?

Mozilla Firefox ftw!!!

 

[Zatara]

I would delete my facebook if they start any more invasive advertising than they already have. Especially if it rolls onto mobile, peace out suckerberg.