Locked Myself Outside My Place

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Had to call the landlord at 10 PM.

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Currently waiting in the rain.
 
Put a cloth around your fist then punch your window through.
 
The spare key is under the flower pot by the door.
 
Don't you have a dog door you could squeeze through?
 
Had to call the landlord at 10 PM.

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Currently waiting in the rain.
slit neighbor's throat, use their place for the night. in morning call Landlord like normal person.

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I do maintenance on a bunch of rental properties. We only use deadbolt locks. No locking door knobs. That way the doors can only locked be with a key from the outside. Then the only way people can get locked out is if they lose their key.
 
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I do maintenance on a bunch of rental properties. We only use deadbolt locks. No locking door knobs. That way the doors can only locked with a key from the outside. Then the only way people can get locked out is if they lose their key.
Sounds like a key issue....
 
Sounds like a key issue....
Cuts down on lock out calls by like 95%. Most people lock themselves out when they accidentally shut the door with the knob locked.

I had one drunk asshole lose his key twice in one night. First time he came knocking on my door late at night with 2 cops that were making sure he made it home safe. Then at 6am he somehow managed to lock himself out again. I was so pissed.
 
Try teh jab.

Report back to us please.
Jab didn't work. Door chin too strong.
I do maintenance on a bunch of rental properties. We only use deadbolt locks. No locking door knobs. That way the doors can only locked with a key from the outside. Then the only way people can get locked out is if they lose their key.
There are actually 2 locks on my front door. A door knob lock you push and turn and a normal lock above you turn 90 degrees.

Locked the doorknob when I left. When I came back I realized I had left my keys inside.
 
Put a cloth around your fist then punch your window through.

I’ve gotta hand it to you. You’re always one of the first posters replying in most of the threads. It doesn’t matter if it’s at 5AM or 5PM, you’re replying away.
 
Jab didn't work. Door has solid chin.

There are actually 2 locks on my front door. A door knob lock you push and turn and a normal lock above you turn 90 degrees.

Locked the doorknob when I left. When I came back I realized I had left my keys inside.
I’ve locked myself out of my apartment & my truck a few times. Now I stash a spare key outside my place & keep a key in a magnet box hidden on my truck. It has saved my ass before
 
I’ve locked myself out of my apartment & my truck a few times. Now I stash a spare key outside my place & keep a key in a magnet box hidden on my truck. It has saved my ass before
Give spare key to a loved one.



Does require that someone love you though. So.....















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Cuts down on lock out calls by like 95%. Most people lock themselves out when they accidentally shut the door with the knob locked.

I had one drunk asshole lose his key twice in one night. First time he came knocking on my door late at night with 2 cops that were making sure he made it home safe. Then at 6am he somehow managed to lock himself out again. I was so pissed.
I was the drunk asshole tonight. I went out to buy some beer and realized I fucked up when I came back. Should never use the knob lock. First time this has happened to me though.

It was a bit embarrassing since it's a new landlord who just bought the building 2 weeks ago. Had to call her at 10 PM on a saturday night. I felt so bad lol.

Fourtunately she didn't live too far away. I offered her some cash for the trouble but she refused.
 
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