living man declared legally dead

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  1. man meets tate

    man meets tate Yellow Belt

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    Life can be tough, especially when a judge says you
     
  2. FwappyEnding

    FwappyEnding Brown Belt

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    And the mod won. :(
    Thanks, Obamacare
     
  3. melvinj0

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    Zombie!!!!
     
  4. RiotWyatt

    RiotWyatt Black Belt

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    I wonder if he could commit a crime and get away with it.

    I mean, he couldn't have done it, he's dead.
     
  5. Phlogiston

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    "Hey baby, you ever been with a dead man?" lol
     
  6. Scrody

    Scrody Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Solid ruling
     
  7. M o A

    M o A Banned Banned

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    Lol. This gave me a chuckle.
     
  8. 5H3RD0G

    5H3RD0G Silver Belt

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    That would be known as the Living Dead a new TV series on AMC to extend the Walking Dead fanbase. :icon_lol: Wethepeoplehealthcarefreeforallusawesome vote we the people because our motto is "We got this."
     
  9. Caution

    Caution If at first you don't succeed, move to China

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    When there is no more room in Hell the dead shall walk the earth.
     
  10. Fawlty

    Fawlty Guest

    Of course if he's trying to improve his life he will be fucked by the court system. Watch what happens the first time this guy jaywalks. He'll be alive and well, like magic.
     
  11. Da City of God

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    Damn! When can we finally see a thread with this topic but involving the location of Haiti, a witch doctor and voodoo?
     
  12. Magooglie

    Magooglie Steel Belt

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    Sounds like he should start Silk Road 2.0
     
  13. Thunderflash500

    Thunderflash500 Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Exactly. Bureaucracy at it best working to fuck people over.

    "Oh you want us to say you're alive? That you aren't fucking dead? TOUGH SHIT."


    The judge was probably rubbing his nipples as he read his decision.
     
  14. theskza

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    From what I understand, he's only legally dead in Ohio. Just another reason to say fuck that state IMO.
     
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    Tahiti, its a magical place.
     
  16. BoobyMcBoobFace

    BoobyMcBoobFace Brown Belt

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    Was ken shamrock involved with this guy?
     
  17. Youthanized

    Youthanized Guest

    Probably bought millions of dollars in life insurance and collected it. Living the life.
     
  18. BeRGLeZ

    BeRGLeZ Ramenbowl

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    I've got dead wood I want to share ;)
     
  19. ventrue

    ventrue <img src="http://i52.tinypic.com/245zjwo.gif"> Platinum Member

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    I hope he hooked himself up w/ the life insurance. Also, all his debt is magically erased, since he is legally dead.

    Sounds like a laid back life in Cabo San Lucas, or The Maldives to me.
     
  20. ralphc1

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    A guy I worked with 15 years ago applied for a loan and when the bank checked, social security listed him as deceased.
     

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