Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by man meets tate, Oct 10, 2013.
Life can be tough, especially when a judge says you
I wonder if he could commit a crime and get away with it.
I mean, he couldn't have done it, he's dead.
"Hey baby, you ever been with a dead man?" lol
Lol. This gave me a chuckle.
That would be known as the Living Dead a new TV series on AMC to extend the Walking Dead fanbase. :icon_lol: Wethepeoplehealthcarefreeforallusawesome vote we the people because our motto is "We got this."
When there is no more room in Hell the dead shall walk the earth.
Of course if he's trying to improve his life he will be fucked by the court system. Watch what happens the first time this guy jaywalks. He'll be alive and well, like magic.
Damn! When can we finally see a thread with this topic but involving the location of Haiti, a witch doctor and voodoo?
Sounds like he should start Silk Road 2.0
Exactly. Bureaucracy at it best working to fuck people over.
"Oh you want us to say you're alive? That you aren't fucking dead? TOUGH SHIT."
The judge was probably rubbing his nipples as he read his decision.
From what I understand, he's only legally dead in Ohio. Just another reason to say fuck that state IMO.
Tahiti, its a magical place.
Was ken shamrock involved with this guy?
Probably bought millions of dollars in life insurance and collected it. Living the life.
I've got dead wood I want to share
I hope he hooked himself up w/ the life insurance. Also, all his debt is magically erased, since he is legally dead.
Sounds like a laid back life in Cabo San Lucas, or The Maldives to me.
A guy I worked with 15 years ago applied for a loan and when the bank checked, social security listed him as deceased.
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