List of excuses for failed PED tests

[Not A Real Fan]

The more fighters get busted, the more excuses you'll hear so let's list them (except tainted supplement). The excuses tend to be ridiculous.

Let's see how creative they can get!

Frank Mir - Kangaroo Meat

Anderson Silva - ED liquid medication from Thailand

Chad Mendes - skin cream

Any others?

 

[Thuckey]

Very rarely do you get guys that just go.. "yeah ok, you got me I tried using PEDs but got caught."

Only one I remember is Bonnar after the Silva fight.

 

[KONE]

Mir didn't blame kangaroo meat or anyone for that matter if you actually listened to his podcast and didn't get rused by a clickbait article.

They were on the subject of "retracing his steps," and food was one of the MANY topics brought up, as well as supplements he takes, who is allowed to inject him, people from the gym etc.

 

[ironball]

Been off sherdog for 1-2 weeks. Who's been popped?

 

[JC ATOM]

if i was a heavyweight i'd say that during a fight some of overeems sweat got in my mouth and i started growing

 

[SalvadorAllende]

Yoel Romero: Tainted supplement
Hector Lombard: Some bitch put something on my water

 

[JustOnce]

if i was a heavyweight i'd say that during a fight some of overeems sweat got in my mouth and i started growing

hahahahaha

 

[SalvadorAllende]

Been off sherdog for 1-2 weeks. Who's been popped?

Frank Mir

 

[mbach4307]

Tainted supplements. Is that right meng?

 

[ClosetVitorFan]

Yoel Romero: Tainted supplement
Hector Lombard: Some bitch put something on my water

But with Yoel it was tainted supplements. He proved it and got a light sentence. Plus he didn't test positive for a steroid even.

When people claim tainted supp but don't prove it. It's a load of bull. I believe Sean Sherk was tainted supps and Vitors first positive test was a tainted supp.

 

[Coolidge]

But with Yoel it was tainted supplements. He proved it and got a light sentence. Plus he didn't test positive for a steroid even.

When people claim tainted supp but don't prove it. It's a load of bull. I believe Sean Sherk was tainted supps and Vitors first positive test was a tainted supp.

-ClosetVitorFan

 

[SalvadorAllende]

But with Yoel it was tainted supplements. He proved it and got a light sentence. Plus he didn't test positive for a steroid even.

When people claim tainted supp but don't prove it. It's a load of bull. I believe Sean Sherk was tainted supps and Vitors first positive test was a tainted supp.

Me too. I believe and dragons and "genetic freaks"

 

[HHJ]

there is a website article timeline that documents all of these pretty much.

http://www.cagepotato.com/mma-steroid-busts-definitive-timeline/

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

Very rarely do you get guys that just go.. "yeah ok, you got me I tried using PEDs but got caught."

Only one I remember is Bonnar after the Silva fight.

Yeah I know, I had a bit of respect for the way Bonnar copped it when he popped, at least he was honest. Didn't respect the Aussie boxer who got done for clenbuterol recently, was the first time he'd heard of the drug apparently. If you're a combat sport athlete at that level, particularly in Australia and claim to have not heard of it, well you're not being honest.

 

[DontWaitUp]

The more fighters get busted, the more excuses you'll hear so let's list them. Especially since the excuses tend to be so out there.

Frank Mir - Kangaroo Meat

Anderson Silva - ED liquid medication from Thailand

Any others?

Dude I know - Underpants gnomes.

 

[zach lasseter]

Couldn't you just taint your own supplement if busted? Seems like a pretty easy escape plan.

 

[ArtOfDrowning]

Kangaroo Meat....fucking lol. Kids at school make better excuses

 

[riitzni]

Nothing is going to top Anderson's sex pills. Didn't he also say something about his supplements turning into PEDs when they go bad or something? The man is basically a medieval alchemist that finally figured out how to turn materials into completely different things. I don't know why that seems implausible.

 

[JollyRants]

Very rarely do you get guys that just go.. "yeah ok, you got me I tried using PEDs but got caught."

Only one I remember is Bonnar after the Silva fight.

Kimbo u should let me take my vitamins lol.

 

[sdss]

My favorites have been...

Kiril Sidelnikov's Winstrol Nasal Spray.
Ashlee Evan-Smith's "Flowers, Weird Sh-t" Diuretics.