List of Colby's nicknames for UFC fighters

Seeing as Colby is laying out the nicknames, thought I would make a list. I think have covered them all, please post any I have missed, and post your favourite!

Mark not so Goodard
Leon Edward Scissorhands
Marty fake Newsman
Marty Snoozeman
Marty Juiceman
The CEO of EPO (Usman)
Dustin Sorrier
Steak Paul
Snake Paul
Stockton Soyboy (Nate)
Dilbert Burns
Street Judas Masvidal
Ali AbdelaSleeze
Low T City Ortega
Cumshot Chimaev
The Juice Box (Usman)
Conman McGregor
Dustin Dufus Poirier
Dustin Soyier
Email Mick

NEW
Tyquil Woodley
Rachet Horseface
Rafael dos nachos
Joanna ugly woman from Poland
Krusty the Clown - Tracy Cortez (Brian Ortega's girlfriend)
Ben Asscream
Journeyman Jorge
Nebraskan Nightmare
Stephen Choir Boy Thompson
The last stupid bender
Joanna is the boobie woman
Boobie woman (Joanna)
Leon Scott (Leon Edwards)
Dustin Soyrier
Is it Dustin Sorrier or Dustin Soyrier? I thought it was the latter because I thought he was referring to Dustin as a soyboy.
 
He is when he has time to prepare.. When he doesn't have his prepared lame material and its off the cuff he's fucking lost.

Like when Usman had him alone backstage, Colby had fuck all to say... Or when Bisping humbled him on the mic he was stuttering his words and looked embarrassed
In all fairness, Usman sounded like a drunk idiot in the backstage.
 
As expected peoples finds Colby funny and very original but when others fighters like Izzy and Usman (who doesn't even talk as much as Colby) are doing the same kind of shit they are cringy, immature and fake :rolleyes:.
Green panty night is not original.
 
As expected peoples finds Colby funny and very original but when others fighters like Izzy and Usman (who doesn't even talk as much as Colby) are doing the same kind of shit they are cringy, immature and fake :rolleyes:.
while colby fulfills his gimmick others pretend being good fair and square
thus why when they try pulling colby's tricks they are reasonably being called fake and cringe
peoples 1 - 0 sub50iqliano

p.s. jeez just checked recent posts and have to say u have a great % of misinterpreting the point of almost any thread u join
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It's funnier reading it, than hearing it from Colbys mouth.
 
Green panty night is not original.

Are you refering to Usman ? Yeah it wasn't and I have never claimed that it was. But Colby is also copying the WWE's schtick. FFS even is instagram's game (pic with tord) isn't original lol. I just find it pretty funny that peoples are finding Colby's attitude funny when others peoples are seen as immature. Double standard at it's finest.

while colby fulfills his gimmick others pretend being good fair and square
thus why when they try pulling colby's tricks they are reasonably being called fake and cringe
peoples 1 - 0 sub50iqliano

p.s. jeez just checked recent posts and have to say u have a great % of misinterpreting the point of almost any thread u join
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Learn to read a post before to start to talk about peoples IQ. What I'm pointing out is that some fighters have a pass to talk shit to everybody unlike some fighters. And once again Colby didn't invent anything lol. I don't know for how long times you are following MMA but it seems that you don't know what you are talking about.

What are the "Colby's gimmick" that others peoples are using ? Please enlighten me.
 
I wanna see Covington vs Ngannou. I stream UFC fights but for that matchup I will pay a fortune.
 
He's paying writers to come up with nicknames.

Just like he pays pornstars to take pictures with him.
 

We’ve been over this before. I don’t give a shit how good of a fighter Usman is, I don’t like him. I didn’t think that’s a concept that’s too difficult for you to grasp on but it seems it is. I bet your mommy told you if you get good grades, all the girls will automatically fall in love with you.
 
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Is it Dustin Sorrier or Dustin Soyrier? I thought it was the latter because I thought he was referring to Dustin as a soyboy.
I have heard him use both, unless he just gets lost in his name calling lol.

I have also heard him use Steak Paul and Snake Paul consecutively
 
Not a fan of Colby's schtick, but have to admit that there are a few real good ones in there!
 

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