List of Colby's nicknames for UFC fighters

[TARTARA]

 

[KOPPE]

Coping Duckington

 

[Stagliano]

As expected peoples finds Colby funny and very original but when others fighters like Izzy and Usman (who doesn't even talk as much as Colby) are doing the same kind of shit they are cringy, immature and fake .

 

[shh]

Just being accurate, bud. See, you called Colby's naming things:


&


And then after calling them "stupidity," you said:


Either you have a problem staying on one side of the fence for more than a minute, or you can't phrase a sentence to save your life. To solve that, you can either think about what you're trying to say before you say it, or maybe you just need to expand your vocabulary a bit. (Seeing as how you're a Colby fan, I doubt the latter is an option for you)

In the meantime, I got an idea. How bout, maybe you figure out what the fuck you're talking about, then get back to me.

Please stop embarrassing yourself.

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

Please stop embarrassing yourself.

Agreed. It has been embarrassing talking to you. Peace.

Best of luck with the vocab lessons.

 

[ragreynolds]

"Joanna ugly woman from Poland" made me laugh.

 

[wwkirk]

Rachet Horseface is my favourite.

Who is that?

 

[TARTARA]

 

[Landolorian]

Seeing as Colby is laying out the nicknames, thought I would make a list. I think have covered them all, please post any I have missed, and post your favourite!

Mark not so Goodard
Leon Edward Scissorhands
Marty fake Newsman
Marty Snoozeman
Marty Juiceman
The CEO of EPO (Usman)
Dustin Sorrier
Steak Paul
Snake Paul
Stockton Soyboy (Nate)
Dilbert Burns
Street Judas Masvidal
Ali AbdelaSleeze
Low T City Ortega
Cumshot Chimaev
The Juice Box (Usman)
Conman McGregor
Dustin Dufus Poirier
Dustin Soyier
Email Mick

NEW
Tyquil Woodley
Rachet Horseface
Rafael dos nachos
Joanna ugly woman from Poland
Krusty the Clown - Tracy Cortez (Brian Ortega's girlfriend)
Ben Asscream
Journeyman Jorge
Nebraskan Nightmare
Stephen Choir Boy Thompson
The last stupid bender
Joanna is the boobie woman
Boobie woman (Joanna)
Leon Scott (Leon Edwards)
Dustin Soyrier

 

[bigbosssnake]

Yeah, I cannot remember though

KHABOOB?

 

[TheRealWill]

Leon Scott cracks me up, not sure if he actually started that tho. Props if he did.

The Nebraska Nightmare is hilarious.

The last stupid bender is great too. I could hear Chael saying that to him.

 

[Landolorian]

 

[TARTARA]

" Get your minds out of the gutter " !
It's a nice and funny THREAD !

 

[ironfist05]

allright some of those are actually pretty good

 

[loisestrad]

Saying that these names are stupid would be as same as saying sherdog paintshop shops are stupid and not funny.

No, it wouldn't.

 

[Small Town Andrew]

Colby is the best. A gem that we should appreciate while we have

 

[gunlok]

The worst side of Colby Covington. Those names reek of insecurity. Most of those are also lame.

 

[I Lie To Girls]

Lame. Only excites the simple and stupid.

 

[TSexy]

Okay, I giggled.

 

[Carrotman23]

The soy ones kinda fall flat along with a few others but God damn most of these are gold . The bastards gotta nack for this shit