Limericks about fighters.

[Cugel_the_clever]

The haiku thread made me laugh, so I wondered if anyone could try some fighter limericks. here is my attempt.


There once was a man, always flexing
Always bragging and heckling and jesting
till a hero named Nate
he did slap and castrate
and the man then resorted to wrestling.

 

[RawHawg]

If anyone wants to try, the following old one would be good to put in words like Bas (as in Rutten), and gas, as in Carwin, etc

There was an old man from Cass, whose balls were made of brass, in stormy weather they knocked together and lightning shot out of his ass.

 

[Tayne]

there once was a man named enis

 

[Goonerview]

There once was a man called Brock,
On his chest was the image of a cock,
He has a very crazy life,
He got on his wife,
And that was the man called Brock

 

[Clippy]

There once was man names Jon Jones,
He went for a drive and
CRASH

 

[Deleted member 429453]

There once was a man called Ido

Who masturbated regularly his ego

He's liked touching butts and oiling his nuts

And laughed all the way to Rio

(cos he can't Beleive people buy into his bullshit)

 

[Deleted member 429453]

There once was man names Jon Jones,
He went for a drive and
CRASH

You are a free form
Poet

You
Give not a shit about the rules

 

[Clippy]

You are a free form
Poet

You
Give not a shit about the rules

I followed the rules, but he crashed the car so there was no more poem left

 

[DannyNL]

Jon Jones is not known for his thinking,
Crashing cars as he's known for his drinking,
DC he would trample,
But there's clomiphene in his sample,
So now his career is stinking.

 

[Degen Gambler]

There was a man from Stockton named Nate.

Who got lucky, causing his fans to 'bate.

His signature slap, their reason to fap.

Until a man from Ireland came back to prove that he's great.

 

[ixRanGzeNxi]

there once was a man named enis

But he wasn't really a man cuz he had no penis
Yet he wasn't a girl, as he was born a man
You can see him now with locks abound
It's no laughing matter with Fox around


Did I do that right?

 

[Phronimos]

This thread has potential.

 

[DannyNL]

Jones' hobbies include winning fights,
Snorting coke and ignoring red lights,
He once was the best,
But he flunked his drug test,
Now we won't see him for 730 nights.


Sorry for all the Jon Jones limericks he just such an easy target

 

[AFewDollarsMore]

there is a man name conor;
to fight would be such an honor;
why you ask would I fight him of which,
I'd say he'd make you stinkin rich

 

[Cugel_the_clever]

There was a young man known as Jones
He cut weight by removing his stones
He cut also the willy
Then beat women silly
and reveled in the sound of there moans.

 

[PriestPaiMei]

Her name will flag up a spell check
She earns a very good pay cheque
She's skinny as hell,
But fights very well
Her name is Joanna Jedredzyck

 

[NHB7]

There once was a man named Dana.

Yes, I said a "man" named fucking "Dana."

He wanted to be a fighter, but he couldn't take a lump.

And now he's just a loud mouth supporter of Donald Trump.

 

[mikehunt]

A canner exceedingly canny
one morning remarked to his granny...
A canner can can anything that he can
but a canner can't can a can can he?