Let's talk insane ex's

[Wizzlebiz]

When I lived in NY I had this chick I dated for about a year and a half. She was quite crazy. But hot. Hence the year and a half.

Back then 20 years ago I watched wrestling. She hated it because there were females in tight clothes on the television.

She loved the show friends but insisted that I was to never ever tell her if I found any of the girls attractive as it would destroy the show forever for her.

She enjoyed getting smashed and having sex in some compromised areas. Best one was front lawn of someone house we stopped at on the way back from a club.

Eventually this kind of behavior became to much for me to handle. So I tried to break up with her.

When I told her I was done she ran to my front door and shoved her fingers under the door so if I opened it to kick her out I would break her fingers and hands........

Some times I miss her.


So let's hear it sherdog. What's your craziest ex?

 

[Horse Style]

Not as crazy as that but my ex was talking about marriage and kids before we even made a year. Didn't seem crazy to me back then for whatever reason.

 

[j123]

for lolz
https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/first-date-horror-stories.2452195/

 

[lsa]

The one with a amphetamine addiction...

 

[Estemachine]

When I lived in NY I had this chicken I dated for about a year and a half. She was quite crazy. But hot.

 

[lsa]

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Damn TS..
Chickens?!?!
I feel you are the insane one

 

[Wizzlebiz]

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Gave great head too

 

[genecop]

I married the craziest one, and I love her...she fits me perfectly..

 

[lsa]

Gave great head too

sounds painful

 

[Wizzlebiz]

Not as crazy as that but my ex was talking about marriage and kids before we even made a year. Didn't seem crazy to me back then for whatever reason.

This chick has a 3 year plan. Believe it or not most do.

 

[Wizzlebiz]

sounds painful

She was a pecker to my pecker

When I was done I yelled Cockadoodledoo

 

[I'm Shawn Spencer]

TS dates chickens

 

[BFoe]

for lolz
https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/first-date-horror-stories.2452195/

That thread is fantastic.

 

[Red Beard]

While i was in college I met this smoking hot girl Dana at school and we dated for 4 months. When we'd go out, no matter where we went, she would ONLY order grilled cheese and an brownie sundae. She was bipolar and broke a vase over my head and she also used to do the craziest shit to try to gross me out. She dropped into a full split naked and ripped the loudest fart on a wood floor I've ever heard. It broke my boner for like four years. I broke up with her on the first day of the new semester and she took a bottle of sleeping pills and called my cell phone (I had a mini Nokia phone) and she said I wouldn't need to worry about her anymore. The phone went silent and I decided to call 911 and go back there. I got to her house and she was on a stretcher tied down to it and I asked the fire fighter if he needed me to do anything. Meanwhile she was screaming and cussing at me as he's answering and the fire fighter looks at me...and he had the best mustache and he says, "Hot and crazy never quite match up kid." That was Dana.

 

[Amerikuracana]

I win. Maybe I'll come back and explain, maybe not. But unless you are posting from beyond te\he grave because you have been murdered, I win.

 

[Krixes]

This is kind've an ironic story. I dated this one girl who'd freak out anytime I'd even glance at another chick. I'd do it all the time (I was like 20 years old), one time we were at an Italian Restaurant and I got caught staring at the hostess. She just screamed "why don't you just go fuck her", the entire restaurant heard her. Flash forward 3 years later I met that hostess at a party and we've been married over 12 years.

 

[dirtypablo]

for lolz
https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/first-date-horror-stories.2452195/

One of the best threads in Sherdog history

 

[Satsui Ryu]

High school GF had some serious anger issues and probably some undiagnosed depression or bipolarism. So one day we were having one of the many arguments she felt the need to start and I was calling her out on her BS. Well rather than say sorry or admit fault, she proceeds to go to the kitchen and cut herself.

 

[Fla graplr]

Oh man...haha this made me think and brought back memories...

So girl named " H" I met at a bar I used to work at. She wasnt that hot but fucked like a crazy person ( go figure). I'm pretty sure she qualified for a nymphomaniac. She would suck me off or bang me in any parking lot when she would get in my truck. She seems to get off on people seeing this as well. On the walk home from the bar she would ask me to bang in peoples garages or nearby parking lots. Had a weird habit of always changing the subject to ex in awkward places like in front of my boss, or a waiter and stuff like that.

Fast forward 1 year when I broke it off because she was nuts for me and I couldn't care less and I could tell it was hurting her, she every night would catch a ride to my house and pound on my door. If I didnt answer she would sleep on the front steps of my apartment. I realize this makes me sound like an asshole for not letting her in, but I assure you she had a place down the road and roomates who were trying to drive her home and she declined.

One time during this she grabbed my roomates cat and told me he was going to disappear if I didnt come talk to her. At one point told people I hit her. The last time I ever talked to her (years later after no contact) she wound up in my bed fully dressed as her current fiance was calling her phone over and over and over. So I picked it up. He sent his roomate over to get her and it was awkward as hell. We had a moment guy to guy where I explained she was a nutty ho and he seems to agree. Sometimes I wonder what happened to old "H"

 

[RowdyLesnar]

She loved the show friends but insisted that I was to never ever tell her if I found any of the girls attractive as it would destroy the show forever for her.