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Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Clippy, Jul 25, 2016.

  1. Clippy I'M HUNGRY!!!

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  2. Clippy I'M HUNGRY!!!

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    Kirk Douglas 99!!!

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    NINETY NINE!!!
     
  3. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Almost there, brother!

    Damn, I figured he was done for a long time ago when he started having strokes. Sure as hell didn't expect him to outlive Prince.

    He played an old man 30 years ago in Tough Guys.
     
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  4. Luger Rabbi of Platinum Nation Banned

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    82 and he looks older than death
     
  5. Clippy I'M HUNGRY!!!

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    His suspenders aren't just keeping his pants up, they're holding his entire body together
     
  6. Luger Rabbi of Platinum Nation Banned

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    And I just noticed the curve in his pants.
    He puts Hendo to shame.
     
  7. Jack Reacheround Never Go Black

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    When I was in jury duty a month ago, I had to sit next to this old woman. She smelled like a baby's dirty diapers. And the room was so hot that there was no escaping it.
     
  8. Clippy I'M HUNGRY!!!

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    the very elderly shouldn't be able to decide people's fate
     
  9. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Do you think having a stinker in the jury box works for or against the defendant?
     
  10. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Preferable to a 19 year old playing Pokemon Go during witness cross-examination.
     
  11. Clippy I'M HUNGRY!!!

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    LMAO

    I would love for pokemon freaks to get picked for jury duty and have their phones taken away just to see them freak out
     
  12. Jack Reacheround Never Go Black

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    I don't know. We weren't in the jury box. But if we were, older people tend to be more conservative and less lenient as a rule. So it or ably wouldn't have helped this guy at all.
     
  13. Flemmy Stardust King of Lea

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    My brother in law has a grandma that is like 96....probably 91 when i met her. I've made it a point to not get to know her at all.
     
  14. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Why?
     
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    I'm just gonna use this thread to go on the record & say, i can't stand old people. They're always in the way & very crabby
     
  16. Flemmy Stardust King of Lea

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    I do not like befriending the dead.

    I've had enough death in my life.
     
  17. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    The line it is drawn the curse it is cast
    The slow one now will later be fast
    As the present now will later be past
    The order is rapidly fadin'
    And the first one now will later be last

    Getting old sucks, and it happens to everyone lucky enough to get there.
     
  18. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Your life, bro.

    Someday you'll be that age, hopefully, and hopefully people won't avoid you.
     
  19. Clippy I'M HUNGRY!!!

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    Maybe you should lock yourself in a closet in case you meet more people that may die before you
     
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