Let's say you were given 100 million dollars

So, I'm losing 29 inches, for 100 million dollars? Sign me up, and call the best gender reassignment surgeon in the US, I can't live the rest of my life as a rich manlet, so my cock is coming off and I'm gonna rule the WNBA....
 
Let's say mischievous instead.




























































(YOU SAID IT WRONG.)
 
Probably not. Cut the $100m in half for taxes, then cut that in half for your divorce when you catch your wife banging an adult sized guy. You ain't getting any free sex at 4 ft tall and gold diggers who marry a 4 ft tall rich guy aren't exactly a trustworthy demographic.
 
dissectingaorticaneurysm said:
How many limbs would you be willing to sacrifice for it? One arm seems like a good deal for 100 bil, but anything more than that will severely hurt your quality of life.

Would you go this far?
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True love right there

Must suck trying to fuck with no limbs tho, he pretty much just has to lie there.
 
dissectingaorticaneurysm said:
How many limbs would you be willing to sacrifice for it? One arm seems like a good deal for 100 bil, but anything more than that will severely hurt your quality of life.

Would you go this far?
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HAHAHAHAHA! The WTF-expression on the kids face!! <45><Lmaoo><45><Lmaoo><45><Lmaoo>
 
nostradumbass said:
Probably not. Cut the $100m in half for taxes, then cut that in half for your divorce when you catch your wife banging an adult sized guy. You ain't getting any free sex at 4 ft tall and gold diggers who marry a 4 ft tall rich guy aren't exactly a trustworthy demographic.
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Why would you get married? lol
 
Yoel Bromero said:
Important question though, am i just scaled down to 4 feet or do i become a midgefied version of me?

I need to know if I have to relearn how to walk or not. Do i have to learn that wierd swinging stride they all have or do my legs still just go back and forth in a linear movement?
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You'll be carried on your man servant's back in one of those baby carry things.
 
dissectingaorticaneurysm said:
How many limbs would you be willing to sacrifice for it? One arm seems like a good deal for 100 bil, but anything more than that will severely hurt your quality of life.

Would you go this far?
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So far as to wear a cardigan? Lemme sleep on it.
 
Midnighter said:
But they do...

Do you think the women who dated Hugh Hefner weren't getting anything?

Smh
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Yes, they got quite a lot. That's not a point in your favor, it's my point that gross people aren't getting laid without spending a lot of money.
 
nostradumbass said:
Yes, they got quite a lot. That's not a point in your favor, it's my point that gross people aren't getting laid without spending a lot of money.
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The point I was making is that you don't have to get married to get laid. Tf are you talking about?
 
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