Let's say you were given 100 million dollars

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  1. The Big Sloppy

    The Big Sloppy Purple Belt

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    Absofuckinglutely!
     
  2. lsa

    lsa Maître d' at The Pussy Lounge

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    that sounds like you TS but with out the money
     
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  3. Dutch1

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    Yeah totally true this.
     
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  4. Danger Dave

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    i would not take it. life is all about the journey. just getting paid is cheating.

    much like someone saying they beat Contra with the capcom code for infinant lives.
     
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  5. MescalineDreams

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    Lol if only u knew

    I'll be fine. But thanks for your concern ;)
     
  6. MescalineDreams

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    Projecting again I see
     
  7. Chesten_Hesten

    Chesten_Hesten The Wiener of Steel

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  8. IloveTHIS

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    4 foot, no way. 4 feet and 100 billion yes. 5 feet and 100 million, maybe.
     
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  9. lostdog000

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    perfect!
    ive always wanted to be 2" taller
     
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  10. Phlog

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    Sure, for my family to be looked after forever I'd take the hit.
     
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  11. Oeshon

    Oeshon ช่างมันเถอะ

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    Nah, I've already got more than enough money.
     
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  12. SalvadorAllende

    SalvadorAllende Interim Belt

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    Damn.. had to research.

    My guess is that the dude is into some domination fetish or something like that.

    That woman must smashed him lol:

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  13. SammyPops

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    4 foot tall manlet with a 6.8 inch dick and $100M …. I'm having a good time.
     
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  14. MescalineDreams

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    Dick injections bra
     
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  15. Yoel Bromero

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    Yep. I'd buy a little island and stock it with 3 foot tall people so that I would still feel tall. Mirrors would be outlawed so i'd never have to see my reflection. I would be the most adorable little dictator ever.
     
  16. Danger Dave

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    i would give a couple mil to relatives, keep a bit for my boat. give the rest to the boy scouts of america. then set sail.
     
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  17. Yoel Bromero

    Yoel Bromero Blue Belt

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    Important question though, am i just scaled down to 4 feet or do i become a midgefied version of me?

    I need to know if I have to relearn how to walk or not. Do i have to learn that wierd swinging stride they all have or do my legs still just go back and forth in a linear movement?
     
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  18. bref

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    Absolutely. I can already imagine the wild orgies.... I'd still be big to them.
    [​IMG]
     
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  19. dissectingaorticaneurysm

    dissectingaorticaneurysm Night King Top Team

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    How many limbs would you be willing to sacrifice for it? One arm seems like a good deal for 100 bil, but anything more than that will severely hurt your quality of life.

    Would you go this far?
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  20. SammyPops

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    Na bro, you need to have mirrors and just build everything to scale so that you seem even taller.
     
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