Let's say you were given 100 million dollars

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  1. MescalineDreams

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    Under the condition that for the rest of your life you live as a 4 foot tall highly unattractive man


    Would you take it?
     
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  2. mb23100

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    Yes

    Edit: you changed it from 5ft tall and 100 billion. I probably wouldn't go for four feet tall and 100 million
     
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  3. heavyarms21

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    Yes. Money solves problems . People that say it doesn't don't work hard enough.
     
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    So Tyrion Lannister?

    He seemed to do alright.

    [​IMG]
     
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    For $100 billion there is literally nothing I wouldn't do.
     
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    Fuck your own mum?

    Murder your own kid?
     
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  8. Fatality

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    And eat their corpses afterwards.
     
  9. trident

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    Sorry MD I'm just spamming you with fat today
     
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    Including being happy
     
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    You didn’t have to kill your mum.
     
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    whos giving me a 100 mill? im not 4 foot and im very attractive so how can live like that?
     
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    She died and was cremated 8 years ago, i'll use her ashes to make iced tea for that kind of cash.
     
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    Yeah this is more realistic lol
     
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    Ever heard of Bernie Ecclestone?
    The formula 1 kingpin forever.
    He's about shorter than 5ft and a billionaire.
    His last wife was 6'3 HAHA.
    Enough money buys everything.
     
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    Plastic fucking surgery son
     
  18. Fedorgasm

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    Cut off your own dick and use it to poke out both of your eyes?
     
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  19. My2Cents

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    Without a dick, the 100 mil makes A LOT LESS SENSE
     
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