Let's create the next awfully amazing, big budget, Hollywood movie.

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  1. RiotWyatt

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    Premise: steampunk samurais vs. magic sky pirates

    Director: Michael Bay because 'SPLOSIONS! Final.

    Hero:
    Will Smith, Keanu Reeves, Johnny Depp or Ben Affleck

    Sidekick:

    Mentor:
    Laurence Fishburne, Samuel L. Jackson or Morgan Freeman

    Bad Guy:

    Love Interest:
    Jake Gyllenhaal, Anne Hathaway or Miley Cyrus

    We need character names and a backstory.
     
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  2. Kevin Rudd

    Kevin Rudd Banned Banned

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    Love interest could be Jake Gyllenhall, he comes across as a little bit camp and has that whole brokeback mountain thing.
     
  3. Kühle Hand Luke

    Kühle Hand Luke Mr. Cool Hand Luke Ice

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    no shia lebouf or michael bay?
     
  4. Solving Fever

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    Bad Guy has to be Mark Strong.
     
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    Michael "'SPLOSION!!!" Bay must direct
     
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    Fraz Hybrid Moments

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    Michael Caine as the mentor.
     
  7. Heisenberg

    Heisenberg tread lightly

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    steampunk?
     
  8. RiotWyatt

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    There are so many directors to choose from. Of course, if we go with Tim Burton, then we have to cast Johnny Depp as the lead character and Helena Bonham carter has to get a role.

    I was thinking that we could give M. Night Shyamalan a shot. There could be some twist. Maybe the sky pirate's mothership is actually heaven and when the title character discovers this he let's himself be killed in battle so he can go to heaven and infiltrate the enemy.

    Added as an option.
     
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    You go with my boy 'splosion, and you get a past prime hammer thumbed leading lady
     
  10. Gametheory

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    The most important part of a movie is how the woman co-starring the movie look.
     
  11. Magooglie

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    Get rid of the steampunk, put it in a dystopian future.
     
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    Bad Guy has to be British- Gary Oldman, Alan Rickman, Alfred Molina, Jeremy Irons, Anthony Hopkins, Sean Bean, Ralph Fiennes, Bill Nighy, Brian Cox, DDL, Charles Dance
     
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    movie needs some time travel
     
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    Score by Hans Zimmer
     
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    Tom Hardy would make a great villain.
     
  16. BB in Crazy!!!!

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    Best friend comic relief who dies, raising the stakes.

    Jonah Hill, Patton Oswald. Someone like that, tubby and honest and supportive and dead.
     
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    For sidekick, I'd go with Kevin Hart.
    Bad Guy.... Gary Oldman as "Jerusalem Payne"
     
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    Director: Michael Bay (who else would you call when you wanna make a CGI heavy bloated piece of shit movie).

    Movie Description: Time traveling half cyborg half dinosaur aliens find their way through the time stream to modern day earth.. While on Earth the U.S. military uses them to safe guard oil interests around the globe. The marines ride these creatures and shoot missiles from their backs.. Also they have American flags painted on them..


    Release date: 4th of July weekend


    Movie costs 500 million to make... U.S. public loves it.
     
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    Tim Roth, Micheal Fassbender, Mark Strong, Ray Stevenson, Jason Isaacs, Timothy Dalton, Dominic West, Edris Elba, Tony Curran
     
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