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  1. OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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    1. Circumlocution! Don't be rules-breakingly filthy, be clever and word your bits carefully.
    2. Know the joke. Don't punchline. We're putting that off until the thread dies.

    So.
    This guy walks in the door of a talent agency, and says to the agent, "Have I got an act for you!"...
     
  2. OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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    "Okay, you got five minutes, impress me," says the agent.

    "It's a family act," the man begins.
    "First, my wife goes onstage..."
     
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    "All of a sudden Frank walks in and drops a magnum condom and a wad of hundreds.."
     
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    ::They fell out his pockets after
    a lil erotic asphyxiating fun::

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  5. OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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    ... And the wife's been eating my famous three bean enchiladas, right?
    She walks onstage wearing a ballet outfit, singing "Kumbaya", and before ten seconds goes by, she loses her bowels while dancing in a circle en pointe..."
     
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  7. OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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    You people got no appreciation for fine writing.
     

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