Let's construct a version of The Aristocrats!

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  1. MC OverPressure

    MC OverPressure I was turning my life around

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    Rules:
    1. Circumlocution! Don't be rules-breakingly filthy, be clever and word your bits carefully.
    2. Know the joke. Don't punchline. We're putting that off until the thread dies.

    So.
    This guy walks in the door of a talent agency, and says to the agent, "Have I got an act for you!"...
     
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    MC OverPressure I was turning my life around

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    "Okay, you got five minutes, impress me," says the agent.

    "It's a family act," the man begins.
    "First, my wife goes onstage..."
     
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    EJAXXX "Not Bad for an Old Man" Platinum Member

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    "All of a sudden Frank walks in and drops a magnum condom and a wad of hundreds.."
     
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    FeloniousMonk Red Belt

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    ::They fell out his pockets after
    a lil erotic asphyxiating fun::

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  5. MC OverPressure

    MC OverPressure I was turning my life around

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    ... And the wife's been eating my famous three bean enchiladas, right?
    She walks onstage wearing a ballet outfit, singing "Kumbaya", and before ten seconds goes by, she loses her bowels while dancing in a circle en pointe..."
     
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    Primitivo Third World Prince

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    MC OverPressure I was turning my life around

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    You people got no appreciation for fine writing.
     

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