Let’s say you bought the ufc today

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what changes would you make?
Let’s have some fun

Mine-


Each octagon canvas would be different depending on the city. Random color schemes, art work.

Announce team would consist of

Bonner
Rogan
Couture

I’d get jim Ross in on a few events

No more usada. Fuck em.

No more rebok

No more rankings. We would pay guys accordIng to win streaks and excitement factor


Knock out bonus can double your pay
submission will as well

Refusals to fight top guys will result in suspension without pay

If you miss weight you now fight in the next highest weight class until your contract ends



The fans will vote on bonuses


Hbu guys?
 
Cut WMMA and both weight classes under 145lbs before the ink dries.
Have fans vote on fights to make.
 
Also we would have local hot girls be the ring card girls. So each city has a chance to showcase its talent
 
Merge flyweight and bantamweight.

Lose women's 145 and 125 divisions.
 
Have Dern turn heel and lead a stable of fighters who all speak in fake accents.
 
Open weight class Royal Rumble. Pride ring.
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I would add all the ring girls on Twitter

I would make 3 weight classes. Over 200, under 160 and MW would be in between

Wold sign more freak show fights like bringing in more boxers and athletes from other sports
 
Make Joe Martinez the #1 announcer instead of Buffer

Smaller octagon for the FLW/BW/FW/LW divisions

Merge LHW and HW

Get rid of USADA and Reebok

No more Face the Pain
 
You'd do whatever makes you the most money, like anyone else.
 
Make GSP President, executive vice president, matchmaker, referee, and all 3 judges.
Change the name to GSP.
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Have Paulie Shore replace Bruce Buffer

Commentating team of Stephen Hawkings, Alex Jones and Corky from Life Goes On.

Play Face the Pain for all walk outs and during all fights.

Have soccer kick and head stomp contests in between fights with lucky winners from the audience.

Up PPV prices to $200
 
WMMA should fight in bikinis, the McGregor Bisping antics should be penalized and drop the belt.

Co-Prmotion - Champ vs. Champ.

Get rid of Reebok, and bring back sponsorships.

Allow soccer kicks and stomp kicks.

Get rid of Dana White, Jon Anik and Dominic Cruz.

Bring back Goldie and hire Jim Ross.

Colorful MMA entrance and introduction.

Hire the Crazy Pride Lady.

Hire some thick Latinas to be our ring girls.
 
Is this a "what if a 13 year old has total control of the UFC?"

Cool
 
I would put the non-televised fights on Friday or Saturday nights on FS1 or an equivalent to showcase up and coming fighters

I would get these guys out there to promote the fights. Guys like GSP and conor should be on late night talk shows promoting their fights and the events.

I would recast the announcing team. I would have someone with some personality. Someone to do play by play and thank sponsors. And someone that can answer general technical questions.

If you want to change the mat for each event, have it reflect the city. Incorporate the mountains into a mat for an event in Denver.
 
Bring Charles “Mask” Lewis back from the dead to replace Dana
 
1. Up the fighter pay a bit (not talking 100x's more or anything, still gotta keep business profitable) to attract more talented fighters.

2. Bring back Goldy

3. Cut PPV's to 6 per year, with 3 or 4 title fights on each if possible.
 
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