LEL! A male model has shut up the Platinum Nation

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  1. Not A Real Fan

    Not A Real Fan Purple Belt

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    There would still be gloating had Perry gotten beat by a top 5 fighter. But that could have been spun as Perry bravely taking a step way up in competition.

    Instead he loses to a fellow unranked fighter. But not just any unranked fighter.

    Mr. Ex-Con, Black Belt with These Hands lost to this:

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    The total antithesis to Perry and his nuthuggers.

    Alan the Great came, saw, and conquered the Platinum Nation.
     
  2. FedorRoks

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    The ultimate humiliation!
     
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    Can't take a L when you lose to someone that hawt.

    He can 30-27 me anytime.

    Seriously dont get the Leben 2.0 hypetrain. That guy was hot ass booty and not the nice hot booty. Regional circuit dude who wasn't quite ready yet.
     
  4. Swarthy

    Swarthy Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    Reporting any assholes spelling Joubans name as Jewban. Fucking childish.

    So glad that disrespectful Perry got beat.
     
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    ostlerrage Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Perry is pretty much done at this point. Getting trounced after 1 straight left. he gave up.
     
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    I've done worse...
     
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    Gnaww Platinum Embassador Double Yellow Card

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    The hell he did. Dude has more experience in MMA good for his old ass. He is still fake and lame
     
  8. bubby

    bubby Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    K. He whooped perry and looked sexy the whole time.
     
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    Jouban bless!
     
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    leto1776 Sherdog Wet Shaver Platinum Member

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    Like I said would happen, Perry got shook when he saw that handsome face across the Octagon.
     
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    He's also a fighter you know.
     
  13. Gaelic

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    LMAO. Perry is a fucking meathead. Probably one of the least intelligent fighters out there, just straight up brawler. Alan is disciplined, calm and collected, a man vs a thug. "platinum nation" <36>
     
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    I was wondering what the Sherdog ladies thought of Jouban.

    I never even knew this guy was a fighter. I went to see a movie maybe 6 months ago, and before the movie they had that Gucci ad-movie thing with him and the Hadid chick. I didn't even know that Jouban was one of the guys in the thing. But all the dudes looked good, as you would expect. The women in the audience were pleased.

    Then I learned later Jouban was in the ad-movie and he fought.

    I'm surprised he's not getting pushed like a Sage or something. Obviously he looks decent so why not push him?

    Also, another winning avatar for you. Good work!
     
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    maybe he likes his lifestyle and don't want to deal with all the stupid trashtalk and cringy stuff, i doubt he needs money, the dude is a pretty succesfull model
     
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    Egészségére! Brown Belt

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    so what's your point?
     
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  17. Z28MARO

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    Every platinum dorks tears were well worth all that platinum nation bs. Male model ended that talk.
     
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    #JoubanBless
     
  19. JAGDPANZER209

    JAGDPANZER209 STONED TO THE BONE

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    He looks like a gay pornstar in that pic.
     
  20. 9-0-1. He'll bounce back.
     
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